This is a picture of Jessica Simpson leaving some swank restaurant a couple of days ago. Now, according to OK! Magazine, one of the most reliable news representatives on the planet, Carrie Underwood is calling Jess fat. Like a give a shit about that. I mean, I'm irritated that there's still this presumption that if you break up with someone, you're automatically going to be acrimonious and start crap for them and whomever they end up with after you. (Although if the guy's legitimately got a small dick, I think it's a civic duty for you to tell the new girl so that's she's forewarned. That's only fair.)
But while we're on the topic of size, let's be honest here. WTF defines "fat" anymore? I'm thinking that if it's based on your height and your build and the little charts that the doctors give you, you should know if you're the right weight. But I also think that people don't account for muscle or curviness (think of ScarJo... would it honestly bother you to know that she weighed 5 pounds over her "ideal" weight if it meant you got to see her naked and touch the good stuff?) these days. Tell me... what is your definition of "fat"?