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Diane Lane is back on the market

Feb. 21, 2013by: Droz
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Sup, cougar bait. In the market for probably the most eligible 48-year-old newly single hottie walking the planet right now? That's right, the eternally hot Diane Lane has announced her divorce from husband of 8 years, Josh Brolin. Diane has been making existence just a little more special for 4 decades now and will soon be doing so all by her lonesome, which is just fine by me. Her marriage to Brolin did not come without some ups and downs, with at least one physical altercation taking place early on in their relationship. That frankly should have put him before a firing squad for his trouble, but I guess he made it up to her somehow. He'll always get the evil eye from me for his unbelievable lack of care for my most cherished childhood hottie. So yeah, this is good news and everything, but unfortunately the real good news is going to be for that extremely lucky asshole who catches Diane on the rebound. Whoever you are you complete and utter bastard, I already hate you.

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Source: TMZ

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10:00AM on 02/22/2013
Step aside gents, she's mine!
Step aside gents, she's mine!
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5:04AM on 02/22/2013
You guys are being needlessly modest.
I want to wear her legs like a scarf. A big, warm Hogwarts scarf, preferably "hufflepuff", if you know what I mean.
You guys are being needlessly modest.
I want to wear her legs like a scarf. A big, warm Hogwarts scarf, preferably "hufflepuff", if you know what I mean.
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9:48PM on 02/21/2013
I didn't think these two would break up. I wonder if she's too MILF-y to be Ma Kent, we'll see when Man of Steel rolls around.
I didn't think these two would break up. I wonder if she's too MILF-y to be Ma Kent, we'll see when Man of Steel rolls around.
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9:30PM on 02/21/2013
I wonder who actually called it quit. Nevertheless, you're looking super effin' fine, Ms. Lane!
I wonder who actually called it quit. Nevertheless, you're looking super effin' fine, Ms. Lane!
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9:19PM on 02/21/2013

SO

So. Fucking. FINE. Top 5 or 6 for me all time! Love this chick, and yes, still looks incredible!!!
So. Fucking. FINE. Top 5 or 6 for me all time! Love this chick, and yes, still looks incredible!!!
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7:48PM on 02/21/2013

Wife

Bye Bye wife Hello Diane Lane
Bye Bye wife Hello Diane Lane
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