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Did you know that Heidi Montag is still alive?

Nov. 8, 2012by: Droz

How about that? Infamous attention leech Heidi Montag still lives and breathes. I figured she would have withered and died from a lack of tabloid attention months ago. Or ran away to some cave in the forest to live as a fabled monster of the hills once her plastic surgery melted off her face. Yet there she is, still hanging out on beaches pretending her life is not completely, 100% manufactured in every way. Good for her that the E! channel's stockpile of burned out, irrelevant celebrities for their vapid shows was starting to get a little low. Time for them to scrape the bottom of that barrel. Heidi's got another round of surgery she needs to pay for. I think it's shoulder blade reductions this time. Or pinky finger lengthening. I'm not sure.

And yes, despite all my smug superiority, I would not hesitate a moment to bang the shit out of her. What? You were expecting steadfast fortitude against the proliferation of frivolous media creations? I'm a red-blooded American male who hasn't gotten laid in almost a month. I'm in the desert here people and dat ass is looking like a nice glass of water to me. I don't care about any bitter silicone aftertaste.

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1:14AM on 11/11/2012

That ass...

does nothing for me.
Those tits however...
does nothing for me.
Those tits however...
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4:50PM on 11/09/2012
Sorry. Couldn't do it. Spencer Pratt planted his flag there, and the ground has gone sour. Might as well be New Chernobyl.
Sorry. Couldn't do it. Spencer Pratt planted his flag there, and the ground has gone sour. Might as well be New Chernobyl.
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9:15AM on 11/09/2012
I would smash her husband's head into a car windshield and then take her out to a nice seafood dinner and NEVER call her again
I would smash her husband's head into a car windshield and then take her out to a nice seafood dinner and NEVER call her again
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1:33AM on 11/09/2012
I hate myself for saying this... But I would freak that nasty all the live long day. Then I would feel disgusting.
I hate myself for saying this... But I would freak that nasty all the live long day. Then I would feel disgusting.
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6:11PM on 11/08/2012
hmm do I detect some fake candid pictures a certain someone doesn't like?
hmm do I detect some fake candid pictures a certain someone doesn't like?
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6:43PM on 11/08/2012
I never said I didn't like making fun of them.
I never said I didn't like making fun of them.

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