According to British titty mag Zoo, Kate Upton is the sexiest lady us Yanks currently have to offer the world - a statement seemingly designed to raise the ire of all you non-Upton fans. Keep in mind, these mags are pretty much devoted to distributing images of women who look very much like Kate to the world - only they usually wear a lot less clothes on their person. So selecting Kate as their choice for the American representative of hotness is a no-brainer. Sure, you and I know that they are overlooking many more potentially worthy candidates. That's not something these sorts of magazines worry about. Someone over there probably saw that Kate had big tits and is popular around the web and decided on a whim that she was the best American hottie. However, those of us who take a more discerning approach might see Kate as an ill fit for the job of American Ambassador of Sexy. Personally, I'm alright with it. Her term in office might be relatively short, but she serves her country well.
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