I realize now that there's some kind of Pleasant Valley War feud that goes on between those who think Kim Kardashian is Satan, and those who think she's a saint. I can't say I fall into either category, because while I do find her attractive in ways, I don't know a whole lot about her personality. I could fix that by checking out her show, but then I might not find her as attractive. To me, Keeping Up With The Kardashians is just another reality TV-show, piled up onto countless others I'd love to put a torch to, and I don't think it should be singled out for being one part of a huge generation of bad shows just like it. But I won't claim to know what I don't know, and Kim could very well be a bee with an itch in real life. For now, however, let us enjoy her curves as they're flaunted effortlessly all over the pages of the depraved Nuts magazine.