There's always got to be a catch when hotties get naked in these fashion mags. It's that thing where they feel like they have to balance out the nudity of the woman with something else so that it doesn't look too gratuitous. As if a beautiful body like the one Doutzen Kroes
has could ever be gratuitous. This time around, their attempt to balance out the content involved some Stasi-looking douche doing the arm bra thing. There's always got to be one of these guys in there somewhere, which is weird because I don't think anyone looking at this feels like he's in any way necessary. Folks who might enjoy the dude's aren't getting much out of this guy standing around on the periphery of things or obscured behind the hot woman. And I know us folks who want to appreciate Doutzen aren't getting anything meaningful from his presence - quite the contrary. Dammit people, one guy getting himself mixed up in Doutzen Kroes nudity is one guy too many. I wish these magazines would figure that out. On the other hand, if they wanted to replace the guy with another hottie, I'd have no problem with that.
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