Being that I haven't had the time (or inclination, sorry Michelle Rodriguez, I love you but I'm putting off the viewing indefinitely because I'm one of those people who moans about how they need to get around to watching something but ends up couch surfing while ingesting another viewing of "Firefly," more specifically the episode entitled "Jaynestown") to spare for watching MACHETE, I'm not entirely ready for the sequel that's coming up. I wonder if I could have a moment of time from the movie's star, Danny Trejo, to ask him if he was ready to deal with the fact that the little girl from SPY KIDS who he was practically an uncle to while she was growing up, feels about Alexa Vega
as she shows up in a push-up bra, panties and chaps (looking far better than Jessica Alba did in her similar get-up in SIN CITY) for the movie's sequel, MACHETE KILLS. Because, dayyyyyyyyyy-yummmmmmm! I understand that Alexa got implants at some point (she went from being a fairly flat-chested late-teens aged girl to a super busty woman) and that she's a wee 5'1" tall, so the body is pretty insane for such a petite package. Still doesn't make me want to watch SLEEPOVER again.
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