"Everyone thinks Brad Pitt has it great because he married Angelina Jolie. I think he has it terrible, because when Angelina Jolie is giving you a blow job, what do you tip your head back and think of to help you finish? You have nothing left — just Jesus on a polar bear in the middle of the snow, saying, 'You greedy motherf*cker, I've got nothing for you.'" - JM (circa 2006)
| Extra Tidbit: | Mayer is now dating the former Mrs. Pitt, Jennifer Aniston. |
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| Source: | Rolling Stone |
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oh my God
but i'm sorry he's hilarious.
but i'm sorry he's hilarious.
hell, i would hope for an aneurysm right there, because i can't imagine life getting any better than that.
hell, i would hope for an aneurysm right there, because i can't imagine life getting any better than that.
Another good John Mayer joke: "I'm not worried about how small my penis is — I'm worried about how dark it is. I have a Dominican penis. My penis hit six home runs last year; my penis wears shoes without socks."
Another good John Mayer joke: "I'm not worried about how small my penis is — I'm worried about how dark it is. I have a Dominican penis. My penis hit six home runs last year; my penis wears shoes without socks."
I can see where he's coming from but he's way off base here.
I can see where he's coming from but he's way off base here.
C#cksucker!