Whenever I know for a fact that someone is having sex with someone extremely attractive or with someone who is more attractive than the last person I had sex with, I get very jealous. I'm a man and I'll say that. That's one of the reasons I don't like Eddie Murphy that much. Well, that and THE ADVENTURES OF PLUTO NASH, but I digress. This lady is Paige Butcher and aside from pointing out how easily I could say, "Yeah, Eddie butches that every night!" I simply won't do it. No, that would be too easy. Instead, I'll just admire her from afar like the gentleman that I am. But dear Goddamn, look at her. She's absolutely gorgeous. Not to mention, her body is like a statue you'd see outside of some church or museum. But nah. Eddie gets to have that statue in bed with him. Probably every night. I'm gonna go hump my couch now. There's really nothing better to do with my life at the moment. Farewell.
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