Apparently actress Elisha Cuthbert used to be dating Sean Avery from the Dallas Stars and now she's moved on to Dion Phaneuf of the Calgary Flames. (Cuthbert supposedly dated another NHL star before Avery as well.) But the funny part is that Avery was just suspended from playing due to some comments he made about her before a game in Calgary. I'm surprised the NHL commission is so on top of these things.
What did he say? "I am really happy to be back in Calgary, I love Canada. I just want to comment on how it's become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don't know what that's about. Enjoy the game tonight." So Cuthbert is sloppy seconds. And calling her out for it is a suspendable offense. Hockey sure has changed since I thought Pavel Bure was the shit.