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Elle demonstrates how to perfectly ruin a Jessica Biel photoshoot

Dec. 7, 2012by: Droz

Well, this photoshoot Elle magazine did with Jessica Biel started out okay. Yet, as you can see, this go downhill pretty quickly. I can only guess at how much money they had to fork out to get Jessica in their January edition. Why the hell would they waste all their money by shooting a photo spread depicting her in a bunch of creepy situations, surrounded by even creepier old men? Yeah, I get it - they're fashion designers, which supposedly goes to the theme of this magazine. Still, was anyone really interested in seeing a creature like Jessica being fondled by old men in weird rooms filled with weirder people? Come on, Elle. You know what to do with Jessica. Everyone knows what to do with Jessica. You put her in a bunch of tight shit and have her bend over a lot. That's what sells magazines. Hell I'd buy that and I haven't bought an actual, physical magazine since the last century. You've done a bad job here Elle and you should feel bad.

So that you don't feel robbed, here's a good example of what Elle should have done. There, see that? This is what we want.

Click on each photo to enlarge!

Source: NS4W.org

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1:17AM on 12/08/2012

You knew this shoot was going to hell when

she's wearing the Kayan Lahwi ring around her neck in that 3rd pic. Maybe you can excuse the shots in that the clothing designers are likely gay but still. Talk about a swing and miss.
Still a gorgeous woman, though.
she's wearing the Kayan Lahwi ring around her neck in that 3rd pic. Maybe you can excuse the shots in that the clothing designers are likely gay but still. Talk about a swing and miss.
Still a gorgeous woman, though.
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