Now that everyone and their mom knows how stupidly hot model Emily Ratajkowski is, I suppose I should be brainstorming ideas of what exactly I should be saying about her. I could talk about her long, flowing brown hair. Or, maybe, I can concentrate on the extreme sexiness of her kisser. Her lips are these really big strawberries that I can't help but want to bite. I'd love to kiss them, but biting seems much more appropriate. I could talk about her breasts and how fluffy they look. They're like big, pillowy clouds that I want to sleep on forever. OR I could just post pictures of her and write my phone number instead of an article. Call me, Emily. Please. I changed my number from 1-800-MIX-A-LOT to 1-800-ResidentRiddle64. Please don't send me nasty texts, anyone. This number is for Emily and Emily alone. Anyway, here she is posing for something called Rag and Bone. I do not want your merchandise, Rag and Bone. I'm just here for Emily. Enjoy the pictures, everyone.
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