It seems like Emmy Rossum has been having articles written about her quite a bit lately. Perhaps that's because she's drop-dead gorgeous and every new article that I happen to either see or write involving her, I just think, "Holy f*ckin' shit. She's perfect." She's perfect! Fainting at the sight of a woman isn't something that I normally do, but I do declare, Emmy has that power over me. Here the lady is at CBS's THIS MORNING, which is a really confusing title for a show. I'm not going to explain my stupidity to you guys, but just know that the title perplexes me. Either way, Emmy's hotness also perplexes me. I think I'm going to have to start going backstage to these things, though. Throw caution to the wind and try to resist the urge of losing consciousness whenever she's around. I can totally meet her at the crafty table and set up a few candles and have my friend, Eduardo, whom I met at the dumpster the other day, to play the violin and serenade us while we enjoy some lunch together. He has no idea how to play and I think the best thing they have to eat there is peanut butter and Sprite, but the thought that counts, right? Eh. I'll get her to love me one of these days. I'm sure of it.
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