I started thinking that I would make a joke about this situation, perhaps some lame (and unwarranted) comparison between Canadian and Asian drivers, but I'm not in the mood for it and I don't know how shitty or non-shitty Canadians drive, so let's just scoot on down the bench on that one.
KANGAROO JACK star (that's f*cking punishment in itself, right?) Estella Warren is in jail for driving while intoxicated. Except, it gets better than that. Police first got on her case when she plowed her Toyota Prius into 3 parked cars and attempted to drive away from the scene. When she was finally detained and placed under arrest, she kicked the cop and tried to run away. She was eventually handcuffed and taken to the police station.
But it gets better! Warren found a way to Houdini herself out of the cuffs and hop out the back door of the station! Right now she's in jail for felony escape, assaulting a police officer, resisting arrest, hit and run and DUI. The Los Angeles Sheriff's Department is listing her bail at $10,000.
Where I live, a liquor store owner recently ran down a mother and daughter while they were riding bikes, continued on to rear end another car and continue even further until he struck and killed another bike rider. He then drove his drunk ass home in his Hummer. While he was caught and is in jail, it's a disgusting scenario. I'd love to have a laugh at Warren for doing this impossibly stupid shit but I'm taking from it that she didn't kill anyone. This time. Knowing California, she'll be back on the road to terrorize people again in no time.
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