I wish I could have been a fly on the wall when the European branch of MTV called up Eva Longoria. I'm sure the conversation was cordial and friendly once Eva picked up, but at what moment did MTV say "Hey, Eva we're huge fans of yours! However, the offer is not for you per-se. We want to hire you strictly from the waist down. Can we speak to your ass please?" I think this has to be the least covered up I've seen Eva in a public forum in a long, long time (besides being in lingerie or swimsuit on DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES). What makes it more amusing, is that every wardrobe change she did for the MTV EMA's seems to strictly emphasize her legs and ass (which seems perfectly acceptable to me). Even when she arrived on the red carpet (purple to be exact...you know those European's) it looks like a pair of legs with a head attached for vision purposes. I'm not sure what Eva's trying to sell here ("I'm still a relevant Vixen dammit!"), but when you have Katy Perry stripping you down on stage...it's almost like a plea for attention. Fine! Do I address the compliment to ass or legs?