Ah, Eva Longoria. Everything about her body is just perfect. From her short stature right to her long brunette hair, there's so much to her that is so hot it makes me want to build a shrine of her using toothpicks and paper clips (I've done this for about seventeen celebrities so far. Unfortunately, instead of being flattered, they just thought it was kind of creepy and got restraining orders put against me). Here she can be seen wearing some red-hot tight jeans and she looks pretty damn fantastic if you ask me. I'm not quite sure what exactly it is about colored pants on women (I promise I'm not being racist), but it just makes their asses look ten times better than regular blue jeans ever would. It also probably helps that Eva's booty is fan-friggin'-tastic and she's wearing heels. Yeah. That might have more than a lot to do with it.
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