Eva Longoria had somewhere to go yesterday and decided to go there in some terrifically tight blue jeans. Eva is a contradiction for me. I don't really know or care about what she does, as most of it doesn't show up on the admittedly limited spectrum of things I pay attention to. Shit like Desperate Housewives and a lot of the other things she's done are shows I would never watch in a thousand years. However, I do like the look of her. She's got that really great body with the thicker lower half, which is right where I'm at as far as the female body goes. She's also very beautiful with that lovely Latina heritage. Physically, I should be all about her, but her unfortunate career choices keep us apart. She's got that movie THE BAYTOWN OUTLAWS coming out this week, which looks like a pretty fun grindhouse type movie. That sounds like a good start on her path toward getting more of my attention. Less hammy TV dramas, more guns and car chases. And nudity. Lots and lots of nudity.