How could this have happened? I used to have such a thing for Eva Mendes and now she does close to nothing for me. Could it be that after many hours of scouring for hot pieces of ass, Eva doesn't even make my top 30 anymore? I won't believe it! I can't believe it! I shan't believe it! And she's still beautiful, too, which is what makes it so frustrating when all she wears is old curtains and welcome mats out in public. Sure, once in a while, she'll have a shining moment, but she could be having monumental moments. That's all I'm saying. These shots from next month's Glamour try to give her a shove in the right direction, but they're a bit weird for my taste. That might sound hypocritical coming from a guy who enjoys splicing zombies with boobs, but there's something more disturbing to me about that Rottweiler on Mendes's shirt. And the Wayne's World-level "extreme close-up" to her lips. What do you think about all this?
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