That darling little Evan Rachel Wood, the one who tormented her screwed up mother in the horrifying (if you're the parent of a girl) movie THIRTEEN, is all grown up and no longer the blushing blonde that she used to be. That transformation has a lot to do with her boyfriend, Marilyn Manson, also known as "He Who Gets Chicks That Are WAY TOO HOT For Him." All the more power to him, as he's also bagged Dita Von Teese (whom Wood seems to be emulating these days) and Rose McGowan, but I still don't understand the appeal
But maybe the key to his success with the women folk has been discovered. Manson has developed a version of the borderline lethal potable absinthe and is redistributing it as "Mansinthe." (That just looks like "Man's in the..." fill in the blank and match as many D-list celebrities' answers as you can, to me.) To read some reviews, click here. Manson is pushing to get the liquor legalized as quickly as possible in the US.
But what about Rachel's assessment of her man's potent juice? “For my birthday, I did one shot to try it, and that was it,” Wood said. “I was drunk immediately. Being who he is, Manson wanted to make it as strong as it could possibly be, so it’s got the highest amount of wormwood that you can have legally. One shot of it, and you’re out for the night. Three shots of it, you’re dead.” Oooo... wormwood. Sounds like something Sally was cooking up in THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS. I'm in!
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