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Ever wanted to bang a Walking Dead zombie? Well you might now

Nov. 30, 2012by: Droz

I don't know how I knew this was coming, but I totally knew someone was going to do a tie in with The Walking Dead and hot women in bikinis at some point. And now it's happened in the form of this 2013 calendar of "sexy" zombified models, apparently getting some sun on their oozing bite marks. There is a precedent for this, right? I mean, how many of us weren't thinking about the possibilities of human on zombie sex after that scene with Amber Heard in ZOMBIELAND? Think about it. It's the end of the world. The Zombie Apocalypse is happening all around you. No one's gonna know, right? You got a freshly turned hottie there. Sure, she's lunging for you with a powerful lust for your brains, her already purifying flesh only faintly smelling of death. You've got a little bit of time before she gets really nasty. You were smart in that you planned ahead, so you have plenty of rope and protective gear to keep it's gnashing teeth away from your more sensitive parts.

Hey look, it's gross, I know. But who knows when you'll find someone living to bang? All your neighbors and friends are either piles of guts on the street or biters themselves. And you're no great prize, which means that any ladies who do remain alive are going to have a long line of suitors ahead of you. This one last score with the fresh undead might have to last you the rest of your life. Time to make the tough choices.

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Extra Tidbit: Yes, I am a sick, sick individual...
Tags: Amber Heard

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6:07AM on 12/02/2012
Sorry, but this looks really cheap and not well done.
Sorry, but this looks really cheap and not well done.
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8:50AM on 12/03/2012
I was thinking the same thing. A four-year-old could do a better job of making them look like zombies.
I was thinking the same thing. A four-year-old could do a better job of making them look like zombies.
8:51PM on 12/01/2012
I'm not sure if these are all CGI but it looks very CGI. They should go for practical effects instead. Nevertheless, these models do look hot!
I'm not sure if these are all CGI but it looks very CGI. They should go for practical effects instead. Nevertheless, these models do look hot!
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7:55PM on 12/01/2012
Weird concept for sure, but I'm just wondering why they bothered with the zombie makeup at all if they were just gonna Photoshop the pics anyway... poorly I might add. It's the eyes that ruin it. You can tell that they aren't affiliated with AMC, these aren't all that great... although making it too realistic/close to the actual quality of the show would just be gross.
Weird concept for sure, but I'm just wondering why they bothered with the zombie makeup at all if they were just gonna Photoshop the pics anyway... poorly I might add. It's the eyes that ruin it. You can tell that they aren't affiliated with AMC, these aren't all that great... although making it too realistic/close to the actual quality of the show would just be gross.
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