I wish I had the right combination of words to describe what is going on here with these pictures of Heidi Klum
at her annual freakfest Halloween outing, but let's just save all pessimism and declare her to be the world's most confident woman, shall we? She's bore 4 children, returning to work as a lingerie model after all but the last of her mini people entered the world. She commands a huge paycheck for basically just frowning at ugly dresses and telling gay dudes goodbye in German and she's married to the dude with the facial markings whom she's said made her fall in love with him by displaying his huge package in a pair of tight cycling shorts one hot afternoon. If this woman doesn't have the most blessed of lives which made wearing this alien creature meets Barney in the worst acid trip of my imagination, I don't know who does.
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