You may remember when we presented our video tribute to "Hot Movie Car Washes" a couple months ago (if not, you can check it out here on YouTube, where it currently has over 311,000 hits). It was outrageous, raunchy, exploitive and downright salacious, but to my befuddled flabbergast, apparently people like that kind of thing. Now that summer has officially hit us like a ton of fiery bricks, why not kick it off with an equally over-the-top video tribute to "Movie Beach Babes"? Yep, nothing says "summertime" like a juicy montage of bikini'd hotties swimming, dancing and running merrily along the beach. Over the years, many popular movie stars have been featured in swimsuits on the big screen (not all of which were female), and obviously, not every one of them could make it into one video, but we tried our damnedest. Now you can experience your favorite thing about going to the beach without getting sand in your crack. There will be waves. There will be surfing. There will be hotties.
Just to name a few of the hotties included in this tribute, we've got Ursula Andress (DR. NO), Jessica Alba (INTO THE BLUE), Amy Adams (PSYCHO BEACH PARTY), Halle Berry (DIE ANOTHER DAY), Brooklyn Decker (JUST GO WITH IT), Cameron Diaz (CHARLIE'S ANGELS: FULL THROTTLE), Katrina Bowden (AMERICAN REUNION), Angelina Jolie (LARA CROFT TOMB RAIDER: THE CRADLE OF LIFE), Michelle Trachtenberg (EURO-TRIP), Heather Graham (AUSTIN POWERS: THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME), Gal Gadot (FAST FIVE) and it'd be crying a shame to disclude Kelly Brook (PIRANHA 3-D). Also featured are Sophie Monk (SPRING BREAKDOWN), Kylie Bax (GET OVER IT), Jaime Pressly (D.O.A.) and Mila Kunis ("That '70's Show"). There are some quick clips from SCARFACE, TOP SECRET and see if you can spot a few others. Remember, this video was made strictly for shits and gigs, so before anyone starts commenting "Where's SPRING BREAKERS?" or "PIRANHA 3-D doesn't technically take place on a beach!", I would kindly ask that you renew your chill pill prescription. That said, grab some suntan lotion and a blanket, and enjoy the show!
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