If you have to start a "Black Friday" sale at 10pm on a Thursday night (*cough*Walmart*cough*), can you really refer to it as a Black FRIDAY sale? If you run around town or stand in line at odd hours of the night to get a few bucks off of shit that you really don't need, do you honestly think you have the life that financially supports you being such a dumbass? Hell, I like a $3 DVD just as much as the rest of them, but eventually they all end up in the clearance bin. I'm not chasing after some magical sale dragon in the false belief that one day of the year is the only time I'll get lucky. What does any of this have to do with Fergie's ass? I dunno. Do you really care what I write next to Fergie's ass?