I need to get me a boat. One of those really fast ones with the motor on the back of it. I'll have an assistant named "Chives" who will always wear a tuxedo and be shaking a martini for me. On our boat, as it's being kissed rhythmically by the waves, he'll ask, "Where to today, sir?" to which I'll respond, "I think we'll go to Colombia today, Chives. Now set sail west…and feed me the horizon." Colombia is west, right? I just want to be with this Colombian model Fernanda Marin is all I'm trying to say. If you check out these photos of her on the beach in a bikini, you'll know why.
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