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Jul. 3, 2008by: Cherry Liquor

First, I have never and WILL never understand why people wear white pants. Second, I find this image of Eva Longoria (oh, sorry, there should be a "Parker" after that too, if I'm supposed to be professional and all about it) absolutely hysterical. It's made all the more funny when she turns around and you get to see that her shirt reads, "I Want More Privacy." Then quit your profession, dumbass. Hmm, or... Shut up, you know you love all the money and jewelry and clothes and materialistic things that come with the lack of privacy.

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10:47PM on 07/03/2008
yeah, she wants more privacy. that's why she wears her billboard shirt while porking herself with the top of a fire hydrant in full view of assembled paparazzi.

these people wouldn't know what to do with themselves if they didn't have umpteen million cameras pointed at them at all hours.

screw them. they get millions of dollars for doing practically nothing. for that kind of money, they can deal with a couple of candid snaps here and there.
yeah, she wants more privacy. that's why she wears her billboard shirt while porking herself with the top of a fire hydrant in full view of assembled paparazzi.

these people wouldn't know what to do with themselves if they didn't have umpteen million cameras pointed at them at all hours.

screw them. they get millions of dollars for doing practically nothing. for that kind of money, they can deal with a couple of candid snaps here and there.
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7:08AM on 07/04/2008
Belladonna gets paid for that!
Belladonna gets paid for that!
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8:18AM on 07/04/2008

ooo somebody made a mistake

Uh eva, its gonna be a long while until that thing squirts.
Uh eva, its gonna be a long while until that thing squirts.
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