First, I have never and WILL never understand why people wear white pants. Second, I find this image of Eva Longoria (oh, sorry, there should be a "Parker" after that too, if I'm supposed to be professional and all about it) absolutely hysterical. It's made all the more funny when she turns around and you get to see that her shirt reads, "I Want More Privacy."
Then quit your profession, dumbass. Hmm, or... Shut up, you know you love all the money and jewelry and clothes and materialistic things that come with the lack of privacy.
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