I think you'll agree that this has been one of the shittiest weeks in a long time for the ole US of A. We're getting explosions, deaths, mutilations, terrorism, biological weapons attacks, on and on. What the hell? It's like that line from Hamlet...
When sorrows come, they come not single spies but in battalions
You said it, Bill. More than ever, I think we need to take a moment and just flashback to better times. Granted, 2001 wasn't the best time either. However, this particular piece of hottie history I got for you today comes from a period just before that year turned to shit with the ultimate terrorist act. This was also a time when Angelina Jolie was at her hottest, at least in my opinion. This was that still crazy hot version of Angie, who was boning Billy Bob and carrying around his blood in a little vile. You remember her. The one who was making out with her brother at the Oscars and constantly introducing her unbridled sexuality into every interview she gave. She was just a 25-year-old horn dog who couldn't get enough sex.
These photos capture Angelina all beefed up and busty after completing the first TOMB RAIDER movie. None of that anorexic-looking shit yet. None of the Brangelina nonsense. No Benetton-like brood of toddlers following after like ducklings. It's just Angie at her peek hotness, rolling around in the grass and letting farm animals get to second base. This photo spread by acclaimed photographer David LaChapelle captures the version of Angelina I like to think most of us have in mind when we think of her. Which might be why that last "never-before-seen" pic below with the horse munching on her tit is about to be auctioned off for the expected price of $50,000. That just proves it. If a photo anyone can download off the web for free generates enough interest to value a print of it at $50k, then there must be a lot of persistent priapisms around for that crazy, hot, uninhibited, nymphomaniac version of Angelina from back in the day.
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