Fergie was on the "Today" show this morning, announcing that she was being a lazy bitch. No... they put it nicer than that. She was promoting the "rerelease" of her album "The Dutchess," but with the renamed title "The Dutchess: Delux" containing 4 new songs. Man, I hate that shit. It's almost as bad as Maroon 5 sitting on "Songs about Jane" for 3 years straight. Make some new music!
Still, I won't lie... Fergie looks damn good. As a child actress back in the day, little Stacy Ferguson looked just as crappy as the rest of girls with her fringed jean jackets and Aqua Net lacquered, Jersey-style bangs. I don't care if the woman did buy herself most of a new face and those titties (actually my favorite fake pair currently on the Top 40 list), it was money well spent. Plus, any bitch that can do a one handed cartwheel in pants those tight deserves some props. Even if she does go on to sing Heart's "Baracuda" to a new generation of ugly tween girls.