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Face-Off: Christina Hendricks vs. Sofia Vergara

3 years agoby: JoBlo

Here we go again with another Face Off. The results of last week's Face Off were pretty evenly divided at 9 to 9, with half of you on Angelina Jolie's side and the other half all about Stacy Keibler. Though there were plenty of Angelina fans, it seemed like others choose Stacy by default, thanks to some serious anti-Angie sentiment. Interesting.

No doubt this week's Face Off will elicit a similar conflict between you all as we match up two of the most beautifully bosomed bombshells working today, Sofia Vergara and Christina Hendricks, to find out which hottie racks up the most points in a big-breasted babe brouhaha.

Face

Rather than diving face first into the literal meat of this Face Off, I suppose we should give consideration to the rest of what these ladies have to offer. As far as looks go, Christina has had some ups and downs. In most of her acting roles, like her gig on Mad Men for instance, she looks amazing. However, when left to her own devices, she has a tendency to become rather clownish with her application of make up. I would never call her ugly - perhaps just a bit misguided with the cosmetics.

Sofia has been a knockout, even before most of us up here in the States knew who she was. Her Colombian heritage gives her such a spicy and sultry Latin edge, which has also proven quite a capable fountain of youth for a lady on the cusp of turning 40. Add to that her consistently flawless presentation, both in front of and away from the movie cameras. Still a tough call, though. Sofia wins, but only by a nose.

Curves

Tough one here. This part is basically going to come down to a determination of how curvy you like your ladies. As we all know, Christina's curves are of the supreme voluptuous variety. Some might even go so far as to call her fat. I'm not one of those people, however. What she pulls off in the body department is just fine by me. Not a bag of bones, not something that looks like it washed up on a beach. Just right.

Sofia's curves are somewhat less extreme than Christina's, though certainly not dismissible in anyway. The term "hourglass" is more appropriate to her body. On those parts of a woman's body that are supposed to be flat and trim, Sofia is exceptionally flat and trim. And where things get round and protruding, Sofia is literally about to burst. I'm going to call this one a tie, as I can't bear to pick one over the other.

Their TV Shows

Mad Men has proven itself to be one of those culturally defining moments in TV history. There used to be a time when the airwaves were full of those kinds of programs. That's not the case anymore, what with the rise of vapid reality TV. While Christina is just one part of a much larger cast, her role as Joan Holloway has made an impact off the screen as well. She's pretty much single-handedly made voluptuous sexy again. Can't underscore the significance of that well enough.

Modern Family is no less of an achievement in television. With its real yet hilarious take on 3 different families living their lives in the 21st century, it functions as the latest heir to a great tradition of familial sitcom masterpieces. Also, as with Christina, Sofia is but a part of a much larger, ensemble cast. Sofia hasn't really had as large an impact off the camera though, as far as being a cultural phenomenon goes, anyway. Which is why Christina wins here.

The Boobs

Here's where we separate the men from the boys...or rather the women from the girls. However you want to say it, the question is - who's got the best set? Quite a thing to figure out. Christina is no doubt in possession of one of the finest and most lusted after racks in history. You can besmirch her looks and call her fat all you like, but that still doesn't change the fact that pretty much everybody wants to get at what she's sporting on that chest. If only for curiosity's sake alone, we all want to see those babies unpacked. For that reason, she's got to take the prize here.

It's one of the most erotic things in the world when a woman in as great a shape as Sofia still sports a nice, big set of bewbs. And Sofia certainly has that. Any other time, what she accomplishes in the sweater puppy department would be more than enough to grant her the prize of best breasts. She is unfortunately outdone by the equal helpings of curiosity and lust that attach themselves to Christina's helpings of breast material like a starving child in need of nourishment.

Christina

One might be tempted to call the winner of this Face Off a given, but I actually found it quite difficult to chose between the two. While both are in possession of some mind-boggling mammaries, they are in most other respects quite different. From their looks, to their body styles, and even their TV shows, they have their own style and their own way of being the beauties that they are.

In the end, a sense of universal curiosity about what Christina has on display pretty much all the time, gives her the edge she needs to win. I don't know if that makes her the very best hottie of the two, but it at least proves she's got something most people want and are perhaps even desperate to see. Sounds like a pretty good benchmark of superiority to me.

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10:05AM on 02/06/2012
I'd take Big Red.
I'd take Big Red.
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12:12AM on 02/03/2012

Vergara

Great battle....but I agree with putting this one on Battle of the Babes, throw in Love Hewitt with her rack and let the party begin. I'd give Vergara the much better show, equal on the Boobs and the curves to Vergara....too much hip on Hendricks (although she does look good). I love the classic shape of Sofia
Great battle....but I agree with putting this one on Battle of the Babes, throw in Love Hewitt with her rack and let the party begin. I'd give Vergara the much better show, equal on the Boobs and the curves to Vergara....too much hip on Hendricks (although she does look good). I love the classic shape of Sofia
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6:16PM on 02/02/2012
Vergara is somebody I would masturbate thinking about. Hendrick is somebody I would want to marry. Hendricks is my perfect woman, a full figured beauty and very few come close to her in my opinion.
Vergara is somebody I would masturbate thinking about. Hendrick is somebody I would want to marry. Hendricks is my perfect woman, a full figured beauty and very few come close to her in my opinion.
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4:10PM on 02/01/2012
There should be a poll on Movie Hotties and the people can vote.
There should be a poll on Movie Hotties and the people can vote.
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3:58PM on 02/01/2012
Damn, Shocked at the responses. Vergara is sexy as hell. But Hendricks is straight up beautiful. Angelic even.
Damn, Shocked at the responses. Vergara is sexy as hell. But Hendricks is straight up beautiful. Angelic even.
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3:46PM on 02/01/2012

not even close

Boy did you get this wrong. It's Sofia by a mile.
Boy did you get this wrong. It's Sofia by a mile.
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3:25PM on 02/01/2012
oh Sofia all the freaking way & there is just something about Hendricks i don't like, plus she definitely will not age well.
oh Sofia all the freaking way & there is just something about Hendricks i don't like, plus she definitely will not age well.
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2:36PM on 02/01/2012

Although I love Cristina Hendricks'

talent and figure (those who think she's fat need a smack upside the head), I have to give this one to Sofia; she just about had me rolling on the floor at the Golden Globes. Very funny lady.
talent and figure (those who think she's fat need a smack upside the head), I have to give this one to Sofia; she just about had me rolling on the floor at the Golden Globes. Very funny lady.
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2:18PM on 02/01/2012

Sofia

I love them both... but I think Sofia wins because of how fantastic she is in Modern Family!
I love them both... but I think Sofia wins because of how fantastic she is in Modern Family!
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1:57PM on 02/01/2012
They are both overrated.
They are both overrated.
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1:41PM on 02/01/2012
Christina was the right choice! That jaw dropping figure can't be ignored.
Christina was the right choice! That jaw dropping figure can't be ignored.
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11:40AM on 02/01/2012
That is ridiculous. Hendricks is sexy and all, but she can't come CLOSE to Sophia.
That is ridiculous. Hendricks is sexy and all, but she can't come CLOSE to Sophia.
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11:24AM on 02/01/2012
Christina is a beautiful woman but Sofia takes her down with ease.
Christina is a beautiful woman but Sofia takes her down with ease.
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11:24AM on 02/01/2012
Christina Hendricks.

Mad Men is brilliant.
Christina Hendricks.

Mad Men is brilliant.
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11:20AM on 02/01/2012
That is one hell of a gorgeous porcelain ginger
That is one hell of a gorgeous porcelain ginger
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9:50AM on 02/01/2012
is this a joke? Hendricks is fairly fat half the time and were it not for Mad Men and the application of the right amount of makeup and a girdle, you would not think she hot at all. She cannot hold a candle to Sofia.
is this a joke? Hendricks is fairly fat half the time and were it not for Mad Men and the application of the right amount of makeup and a girdle, you would not think she hot at all. She cannot hold a candle to Sofia.
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9:48AM on 02/01/2012

No way.

Christina is beautiful in her own way but Sofia is absolutely stunning. No question about it.
Christina is beautiful in her own way but Sofia is absolutely stunning. No question about it.
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8:28AM on 02/01/2012

Sofia Vergara

Sofia is one of the most stunning women on TV right now (along with Kristen Bell.)
Sofia is one of the most stunning women on TV right now (along with Kristen Bell.)
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