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Face Off - Nude Scene Edition: Alexandra Daddario vs. Angelina Jolie

Jan. 27, 2014by: Droz

Looked like Jennifer Lawrence triumphed over Anne Hathaway last week with a healthy referendum on the matter. That dogged anti-Anne crowd remains, no matter what she does. Interesting how polarized folks get over her. Someone should do a study on that.

How has it been existing in a world where everybody knows exactly what Alexandra Daddario looks like naked? Pretty good, right? And I do mean it when I say that everybody knows. I think my mom even watched that shit, which is just disturbing. Before we move on to other things happening in the world of celebrity hotties, I'd like to muse on this topic of great nude scene debuts. Now it's true that Alex's True Detective scene wasn't her debut as an actress. She's been in all sorts of things. She has even stripped down once or twice for a covered nude scene. It could, however, be called her debut as a household name, as apparently everyone and their mom (ugh) has now watched that incredible T&A reveal.

I recall another actress whose nude scene had a similar awareness-boosting effect, which coincidentally also came to us thanks to an HBO production. You might recall Angelina Jolie and her bearing all big break in the biopic movie GIA. Angie got down to all sorts of hijinks in that one - even some super hot lesbian shit with the equally delectable Elizabeth Mitchell of Lost fame. Though it was not her first role or nude scene either, the hot girl-on-girl she did in that movie, as well as the quality of her performance, helped elevate Angelina from a mostly unknown actor's kid to a full on movie phenomenon in no time.

One thing - since we are looking at Alexandra as she is in her modern day True Detective nude scene, it's only right that we establish a level playing field and look at Angie as she was in her movie. That's fairly equal standing I'd say.

So with those parameters in mind, let us now query ourselves as to which hottie with a famous nude scene did it better. Give it a think and vote your conscience below.

Beauty

One thing I had a bit of an issue with in regard to Alex's True Detective reveal was that it was too dark to make out those amazing eyes of hers. Granted, even if she had been better lit, most people would have still overlooked her face for everything else on display in that scene. Those folks are missing out though. Alexandra has got all kinds of wonderful things happening on her lovely mug, to the point where she has become one of my favorite faces as of late. She's just so much fun to look at and adore.

Angelina has quite a kisser too, back in the day especially. Those big, full lips were the sexiest thing ever - the sorts of lips certain less sophisticated people I know might refer to as "DSL's" (I'll let you figure out what that stands for). Her eyes also had special powers, conveying all sorts of varieties of come hither glances. So you really didn't need to see anything more than Angie's face to get turned on by her. Though the rest was very, very nice.

Body

"Wow" is the first word that comes to mind when I've repeatedly gone back and rewatched that scene. That and some indecipherable utterance that's a mix between a gasp and a grunt. I've been looking at naked women for a long time. And while the entirety of Alexandra is just about perfect, I think I can say, without reservation, that Alexandra's tits are the finest I have ever seen. And that's all that need be said on that.

Angelina, around the turn of the millennium, was nothing to scoff at. And were it anyone else over there, we'd probably have quite a tough choice here. Unfortunately for her, you can't argue with perfection. Angelina's body was more than adequate back in the day. In fact, it was very much a sublime experience - especially in her TOMB RAIDER days. But I gotta go with the one who left me speechless. And that's Alexandra.

Hotness

Beautiful face, hypnotic eyes, impeccable body of a tall, curvy and silky smooth quality, as well as what seems like a generally sweet and good natured demeanor - it all amounts to hotness bursting forth like gobs of lava from an erupting volcano. Alexandra's so hot she could burn you alive. That would be a great way to go out.

I'm breaking with the back-in-the-day emphasis we're aiming at here for a second and saying that Angelina will always be hot for me. However, the period around the year 2000 or so was probably her peak hotness thus far. Angie was rocking that crazy sexy vibe so thick at this time, it literally took over the room. It was as though there was a wild sex beast lurking just beneath her surface, ready to pounce on any nearby sex organ. She could have pounced on mine anytime she wanted. And still can.

Nude Scene

It goes without saying that Alexandra's nude scene was hot. So hot was it that my anticipation of the reveal I knew was coming spurred me to immediately jump from the couch the moment she appears from behind that door and sit cross legged mere inches from the TV, literally bouncing with anticipation. It was a spectacle very much like when I was 6, sitting before the family TV in anticipation of a new Sesame Street.

It was also just as rewarding a situation. Only instead of learning about letters of the alphabet, I was learning what a perfect female body was all about. Needless to say, the girlfriend was not pleased with my behavior. I'm going to be in the doghouse for weeks to come, but it was worth it.

I recall first getting a gander at Angelina's beautiful young breasts in that movie FOXFIRE way back in the day. Unfortunately most people missed that one, but I'm proud to say that Angie had already made an impression on me years before her GIA sex scenes. However, seeing her romping around with Elizabeth Mitchell, the both of them so gorgeous and all over each other - f*ck me. That shit was hot - so hot that it's been at the top of my favorites for years.

The fact that Alex's scene takes the honors from me, beating a young Angelina Jolie lezzing out with the hot blonde from Lost, must make that a pretty damn good scene.

Career

It remains to be seen if Alexandra's True Detective experience will do anything to better her career. Things like this can do celebs miracles in terms of success, or they can seal their fate. Sure, It's not like she's necessarily an unknown, but I'm sure her star could do with some brightening. I can't see how any sane entertainment community could respond to this with anything but a flood of new offers. However, this community is anything but sane. We along with Alex will just have to wait and see how it plays out. I do hope it works out for her though. She deserves it.

Well, let's see. Angelina gets naked and goes lesbian for a bit in GIA in 1998. The next year, she wins an Oscar. Are the two things connected? Sort of, yeah. If she hadn't wowed folks with her performance in GIA, they might not have cast Angelina in GIRL, INTERRUPTED. Or any of the other movies she did after that. She might not have become an A-list star forever, or married Brad Pitt, or had a whole litter of children or moved to a palace in France. So I'd say that movie was huge for her. Let's hope Alexandra has the same good fortune.

Alexandra

I'm a little shocked at how easily Alexandra Daddario took this one for me. I've liked Alex for some time, but I was not prepared for the levels of awesome waiting there under her clothes. I'm still not prepared. I don't know if I ever will be prepared. I'm definitely in awe of her, more so than any other hottie I've seen in some time. Pretty clear choice for me then.

Just one man's opinion. What are your thoughts?
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1:57PM on 01/28/2014

Not fair on both the contestants.

Both are of a different league..
Both are of a different league..
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12:59PM on 01/28/2014
Come on everyone is giving it to alexandra cause of the nude scene but she is hot love them eyes
Come on everyone is giving it to alexandra cause of the nude scene but she is hot love them eyes
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8:24PM on 01/27/2014

Alexandra all the way

Alexandra's boobs are spectacular and to finally see them released was awesome.
Alexandra's boobs are spectacular and to finally see them released was awesome.
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6:45PM on 01/27/2014
Never been into Jolie, only check I would give her is career. Daddario however I've been following since I first saw her and her crazy eyes in white collar
Never been into Jolie, only check I would give her is career. Daddario however I've been following since I first saw her and her crazy eyes in white collar
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3:34PM on 01/27/2014

Daddario by far

She is so hot she seems like she wasn't just playing a demigod in a movie but actually is one because of how perfect she is.
She is so hot she seems like she wasn't just playing a demigod in a movie but actually is one because of how perfect she is.
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12:56PM on 01/27/2014
I must've rewound that scene like 5 times lol
I must've rewound that scene like 5 times lol
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11:53AM on 01/27/2014

Alexandra Daddario

The way she takes off her clothes so confidently was incredible.

A more interesting comparison could have been Alex vs. Jennifer Connelly. Both had sensational nude debuts and Alex has been compared to a young Connelly, though the accuracy of that comparison is questionable.

Hopefully Alex has a nice long healthy career.
The way she takes off her clothes so confidently was incredible.

A more interesting comparison could have been Alex vs. Jennifer Connelly. Both had sensational nude debuts and Alex has been compared to a young Connelly, though the accuracy of that comparison is questionable.

Hopefully Alex has a nice long healthy career.
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11:00AM on 01/27/2014

Angelina wins.

One nude scene doesn't earn Alexandra the title whereas Angelina has gone nude in several roles and in some cases bared even more.
One nude scene doesn't earn Alexandra the title whereas Angelina has gone nude in several roles and in some cases bared even more.
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5:39PM on 01/27/2014
Regarding Angie baring 'more' than Alex, I was comparing screencaps of Angie's nudography to screencaps of Alex's scene and I don't think Angie has bared more. With Alex, you actually see some lower lip. Angie at most has only bared a hint of bush.
Regarding Angie baring 'more' than Alex, I was comparing screencaps of Angie's nudography to screencaps of Alex's scene and I don't think Angie has bared more. With Alex, you actually see some lower lip. Angie at most has only bared a hint of bush.
2:56PM on 01/27/2014
@jason: Nice slamming Angelina cause she had surgery. Lol. Also she hasn't gotten nude that much in her career?! Are you shitting me? Hackers, Taking Lives, Original Sin, Gia, Foxfire, etc.
@jason: Nice slamming Angelina cause she had surgery. Lol. Also she hasn't gotten nude that much in her career?! Are you shitting me? Hackers, Taking Lives, Original Sin, Gia, Foxfire, etc.
12:57PM on 01/27/2014
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12:14PM on 01/27/2014
Angelina doesn't even have fucking tits anymore! She got them removed, to avoid Brest cancer.. And Jolie has not gotten nude that much in her career either. She's pretty, yes! Don't get me wrong. But not hotter than a young piece of Daddario
Angelina doesn't even have fucking tits anymore! She got them removed, to avoid Brest cancer.. And Jolie has not gotten nude that much in her career either. She's pretty, yes! Don't get me wrong. But not hotter than a young piece of Daddario
11:55AM on 01/27/2014
Bared more? Like she bared her liver?

Anyway, I think he was comparing their break out nude scenes, not overall nude career.
Bared more? Like she bared her liver?

Anyway, I think he was comparing their break out nude scenes, not overall nude career.
10:52AM on 01/27/2014

Alexandra

she's one sexy woman plus Jolie has gotten way too skinny nowadays for my tastes. AD and her melons wins this one by a long mile.
she's one sexy woman plus Jolie has gotten way too skinny nowadays for my tastes. AD and her melons wins this one by a long mile.
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10:45AM on 01/27/2014

THERE WAS NO NEED FOR THE CLARIFICATION.

Whether you ask me to compare her to Angelina today or when she was younger, Alexandra still wins. Angelina has always been overrated.
Whether you ask me to compare her to Angelina today or when she was younger, Alexandra still wins. Angelina has always been overrated.
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10:23AM on 01/27/2014
Alexandra Daddario for me. Her nude scene is just Wow!
Alexandra Daddario for me. Her nude scene is just Wow!
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9:58AM on 01/27/2014

No way

Angie is hotter, more beautiful, more talented, and had the better nude scene to boot.
Angie is hotter, more beautiful, more talented, and had the better nude scene to boot.
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12:14PM on 01/27/2014
Loser
Loser
9:35AM on 01/27/2014
I'll give this one to Alexandra before and after her nude scene. Jolie's hot, don't get me wrong there, but I'm a bigger fan of Alex.
I'll give this one to Alexandra before and after her nude scene. Jolie's hot, don't get me wrong there, but I'm a bigger fan of Alex.
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9:21AM on 01/27/2014
Honestly, I'd give it to Angelina Jolie. Now, Alexandria Daddario's nude scene was brilliant, but I've said this before: Angelina Jolie in Tomb Raider was to me what Carrie Fisher in that metal bikini was to many who came of age in the 80s. So, Jolie's nude scenes had a far greater impact on my adolescence. Also, I don't know how to feel about you bringing Sesame Street into this, Droz. Hee.
Honestly, I'd give it to Angelina Jolie. Now, Alexandria Daddario's nude scene was brilliant, but I've said this before: Angelina Jolie in Tomb Raider was to me what Carrie Fisher in that metal bikini was to many who came of age in the 80s. So, Jolie's nude scenes had a far greater impact on my adolescence. Also, I don't know how to feel about you bringing Sesame Street into this, Droz. Hee.
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8:20AM on 01/27/2014
I'll have to go with Alexandra.
I'll have to go with Alexandra.
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7:21AM on 01/27/2014
Agreed, Jolie irritates me.
Agreed, Jolie irritates me.
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7:01AM on 01/27/2014
Agree with the result 100%
Agree with the result 100%
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6:20AM on 01/27/2014

Angelina

Okay. Daddario's scene was impressive, most impressive. The thought of those tits bouncing out of their t-shirt prison will always be emblazoned in my memory. Jolie though was next level. People were watching her movies solely for the nude scene(s). Who watched Original Sin for anything else? And how many women proclaimed their desire for first time same team play as long as Jolie was their playful experimentation subject? Daddario's was the most recent so very memorable but, going back in the
Okay. Daddario's scene was impressive, most impressive. The thought of those tits bouncing out of their t-shirt prison will always be emblazoned in my memory. Jolie though was next level. People were watching her movies solely for the nude scene(s). Who watched Original Sin for anything else? And how many women proclaimed their desire for first time same team play as long as Jolie was their playful experimentation subject? Daddario's was the most recent so very memorable but, going back in the day, this is Jolie all the way.
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5:46AM on 01/27/2014

Angie takes it.

Great scene from Ms. Daddario, Much to admire. But it's comparatively brief and therefore doesn't hold a candle to Angelina. The sequence in question from "Gia" is actually three scenes--photoshoot, bedroom scene, and finally Angie standing naked in front of an elevator full of people the following morning. That packs quite a punch, especially considering how scorching hot her tryst with Elizabeth Mitchell is. The "Foxfire" scene you mentioned also goes on a lot longer than Alexandra's
Great scene from Ms. Daddario, Much to admire. But it's comparatively brief and therefore doesn't hold a candle to Angelina. The sequence in question from "Gia" is actually three scenes--photoshoot, bedroom scene, and finally Angie standing naked in front of an elevator full of people the following morning. That packs quite a punch, especially considering how scorching hot her tryst with Elizabeth Mitchell is. The "Foxfire" scene you mentioned also goes on a lot longer than Alexandra's "True Detective" moment. In the late 90s, nobody was more seductive than Ms. Jolie.
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5:27AM on 01/27/2014

Alexandra Daddario

The only part that Jolie wins is career. I think Daddario is hotter in every way.
The only part that Jolie wins is career. I think Daddario is hotter in every way.
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