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Face Off: Barbara Palvin vs. Kate Upton

Feb. 18, 2013by: Droz

You guys liked mom Goldie over daughter Kate in our last Face Off. Yeah, Goldie was a cutie and much more interesting. I also agree that Kate's career has flattened horribly. I still have fond memories of Kate when she still had promise. At least she hasn't quite lost her hotness yet. Truth be told, in each of their primes, I'd have either one.

Here we are again amidst another Kate Upton press frenzy. Just when I think she's teetering on the edge of imminent obscurity, Kate goes and blows up again. Rather than getting into another debate on her, let's take some time and compare Kate to someone I'd personally love to see get the SI Swimsuit 2014 cover, young up-and-comer Barbara Palvin. Unless SI plans on exploiting all this massive publicity with a third Kate cover, at which point they should just rename it the annual Kate Upton Swimsuit edition. Barbara and Kate have differences and similarities, so it should be an interesting comparison here. So are you down with the plucky upstart or the established institution? Tell us about it below.

Beauty

Barbara and Kate are doing different things as far as beauty goes, but I like them both. Barbara is the unique, European beauty. Born and raised in Hungary, she's got that exotic quality every modelling company locks onto. Barbara was actually put in front of a camera at 13, which makes her veteran in many ways. It's only lately that she's risen to a place where everyday, average schlubs like myself have taken notice of her lovely face. She is fun to look at though.

Kate is much more the American beauty, which I don't have a problem with, but for some reason is not en vogue nowadays. With her blonde hair and non-specific heritage, she reminds me of those old Playboy bunnies or the California beach bunny from back in the day. While that classic look might not be the thing fashionistas find interesting, fans of the classic pin-up look, like myself, still find much to love about Kate's brand of beauty.

Body

While Kate often gets the attention for being curvy, I think Barbara is more deserving of that label. She's got the hips that Kate is missing and is much more shapely than your average big league model. While perhaps not as stacked as her competition, her body is just as pleasing as Kate's, if not more so.

Boobs. Honestly, what more do you have to say? They're glorious.

Hotness

I suppose it's a foregone conclusion that a model is going to have at least a modicum of hotness about her, otherwise why would anyone bother to make them a model. Still, Barbara stands out amidst her colleagues for me. I'm impressed at how she doesn't even have to try very hard at being hot. No need for tons of make-up or creative lighting or Photoshop miracles on her. Her hotness comes naturally. That gives her a confidence in herself and her natural hotness that shines through in her work. I like it best that way.

Kate isn't one who has to try very hard either, thanks to her natural gifts. Although Kate's gifts are somewhat more localized. Yes, once again it's her tits that earn her praise. Maybe I am looking at things through the eyes of obvious titty man, which I am. I'll not be total hypocrite and deny the fact that her tits get me hot, just so I can please the boob haters. Admit it, they're insanely hot breasts and most people desperately want to handle them. It's science.

Career

Surprisingly, Barbara actually has the longer tenure in the modelling world between these two, although most of that has been as one of those unsettling, underage type models who get dressed up to look like a model years older. It's only recently that she's come of age and begun to let her hottie flag fly free from the confines of age-restriction. Observing the amount of praise she's already received, I think Barbara's future looks quite bright. She's already begun to associate with musicians and could soon have herself a nice sugar daddy to keep her "beyachted" for years to come. All she needs is an SI Swimsuit cover to really clench the win in life.

Kate's run has been much shorter, though she's obviously become a huge phenomenon in that short time. The big question is whether she can maintain that. If you had asked me last year, I would have said no. While beautiful, there's been a one-trick pony feel about her over the last year or so. Then again, that is a helluva trick she's got there. More than one beauty in history has fashioned decades of success out of assets not unlike hers. A double dip SI swimsuit cover also changes things quite a bit. So signs are pointing to a future with plenty of Kate in it. She's at the very least defying all my 15 minutes of fame alarms. I'll not bother setting them anymore.

IT'S A TIE!

Yeah, I couldn't decide. I like 'em both for different reasons, but picking one over the other is too tough for me. So the rare tie game ensues. Too bad we can't oil them up and have them wrestle in a kiddie pool for the win. That would be a Face Off win we could all agree on.

I'm down for either one. Which do you prefer?
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8:49PM on 02/19/2013

Kate Upton, although it's a tough call

they're both beautiful women with curves. However, I have to give the edge to Kate simply because she exudes more sex appeal than Barbara Palvin. Despite her curves, Barbara still has that little girl thing going on in her face which creeps me out a little. Kate's most definitely a woman and a very shaggable one at that, too.
they're both beautiful women with curves. However, I have to give the edge to Kate simply because she exudes more sex appeal than Barbara Palvin. Despite her curves, Barbara still has that little girl thing going on in her face which creeps me out a little. Kate's most definitely a woman and a very shaggable one at that, too.
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4:18PM on 02/19/2013

I've got to go with...

Barbara Palvin.

Honestly, the European models (Victoria Secret/Sports Illustrated) blow the North American girls out of the water.
Barbara Palvin.

Honestly, the European models (Victoria Secret/Sports Illustrated) blow the North American girls out of the water.
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1:33AM on 02/19/2013

Palvin

Never heard of her, but her body makes more sense, and she's a brunette, and she doesn't have that spoiled little bitch type of face. I'm not saying Kate Upton is a spoiled bitch, but she looks like one - she's got that kind of face I don't trust.
Never heard of her, but her body makes more sense, and she's a brunette, and she doesn't have that spoiled little bitch type of face. I'm not saying Kate Upton is a spoiled bitch, but she looks like one - she's got that kind of face I don't trust.
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12:12AM on 02/23/2013
You're right. You can't trust a woman with jowls...
You're right. You can't trust a woman with jowls...
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11:24PM on 02/18/2013

palvin.

not even close.
not even close.
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8:42PM on 02/18/2013
Never heard of Palvin. She's hot, but Kate is hotter.

Upton.
Never heard of Palvin. She's hot, but Kate is hotter.

Upton.
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8:12PM on 02/18/2013
Palvin. I got tired of Kate fast because she's just another typical looking model. She's got a great body, but so do a million other girls and her face isn't as unique as Barbara's. I am with you. I keep thinking Kate is going to end up in obscurity somewhere when newer, fresher faces come along, but she keeps popping back up.
Palvin. I got tired of Kate fast because she's just another typical looking model. She's got a great body, but so do a million other girls and her face isn't as unique as Barbara's. I am with you. I keep thinking Kate is going to end up in obscurity somewhere when newer, fresher faces come along, but she keeps popping back up.
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5:41PM on 02/18/2013
Kate Upton
Kate Upton
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12:33PM on 02/18/2013
Palvin for me
Palvin for me
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12:11PM on 02/18/2013

Kate Upton

Upton has a cute face and a great rack. This is the first time I've heard of this Palvin girl but she doesn't look like anything special to me.
Upton has a cute face and a great rack. This is the first time I've heard of this Palvin girl but she doesn't look like anything special to me.
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12:07PM on 02/18/2013

No tie here.

Upton beats this broad by about a thousand miles.
Upton beats this broad by about a thousand miles.
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11:34AM on 02/18/2013

Like hell it's a tie - Palvin for the win

So tired of seeing Upsize everywhere. Yes, she's got a rack, but her face is no big deal..
When you directly compare her with someone way more attractive (like Palvin) it should be clear who the winner is. Honestly, if boobs are all that matter, there are millions of better looking women than overblown, over-fed Upton.
So tired of seeing Upsize everywhere. Yes, she's got a rack, but her face is no big deal..
When you directly compare her with someone way more attractive (like Palvin) it should be clear who the winner is. Honestly, if boobs are all that matter, there are millions of better looking women than overblown, over-fed Upton.
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1:35PM on 02/19/2013
Thank you, Red4...I am 100% against big breasts.
Thank you, Red4...I am 100% against big breasts.
1:31AM on 02/19/2013
I've never understood the appeal of massive breasts anyway. They only look good in a bra; but once they come out, they're like octopi.
I've never understood the appeal of massive breasts anyway. They only look good in a bra; but once they come out, they're like octopi.
4:11PM on 02/18/2013
Yo rock, DiSandwich! :-)
Yo rock, DiSandwich! :-)
3:57PM on 02/18/2013
Agreed.
Agreed.
11:16AM on 02/18/2013

Kate Upton..

Most beautiful model with a decent pair of Tits,,,
Most beautiful model with a decent pair of Tits,,,
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11:04AM on 02/18/2013

Kate wins but

You already did Kate, you should have used Candance Swanepoel or something
You already did Kate, you should have used Candance Swanepoel or something
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10:40AM on 02/18/2013

Palvin

Never heard of her before but whoa! She's the winner as far as I'm concerned. She's got kind of a Laetitia Casta thing to her.
Never heard of her before but whoa! She's the winner as far as I'm concerned. She's got kind of a Laetitia Casta thing to her.
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8:01AM on 02/18/2013
The other chick over Kate Upton, who is too cardboard cut & nothing more than a walking pair of tits. Sorry but I am bored with her already.
The other chick over Kate Upton, who is too cardboard cut & nothing more than a walking pair of tits. Sorry but I am bored with her already.
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4:13AM on 02/18/2013
Definitely Kate Upton. Palvin is sexy and fit but Upton is like perfection. Can perfection be overrated ? Palvin has no common difference with a lot of models round there. Upton is different, that makes the difference
Definitely Kate Upton. Palvin is sexy and fit but Upton is like perfection. Can perfection be overrated ? Palvin has no common difference with a lot of models round there. Upton is different, that makes the difference
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4:00AM on 02/18/2013
Barbara Palvin. I've never really been a Kate Upton fan, and I think Palvin has a more interesting, alluring look to her.
Barbara Palvin. I've never really been a Kate Upton fan, and I think Palvin has a more interesting, alluring look to her.
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2:29AM on 02/18/2013

Barbara Palvin wins this without question.

She definitely wins over the most overrated woman on this site.
She definitely wins over the most overrated woman on this site.
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4:10PM on 02/18/2013
lol. True. I feel Kate Upton should be the winner of that one though.
lol. True. I feel Kate Upton should be the winner of that one though.
10:41AM on 02/18/2013
Now that would be an interesting match-up. Most Overrated: Kate Upton or Kelly Brook?
Now that would be an interesting match-up. Most Overrated: Kate Upton or Kelly Brook?

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