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Face Off: Boobs vs. Butts

Aug. 13, 2012by: Droz

Slight bit of disagreement in our previous Face Off though you guys eventually gave Katy Perry the win over Zooey Deschanel by a 12 to 8 vote. It had to be at least somewhat of a close vote, seeing as how they're each others doppelganger. It still remains to be seen which is the evil one. No telltale goatee to distinguish the good from the bad.

Now, on to more basic concerns. You're probably like me in that you love the boobies and the asses. Otherwise, why would you be here? Still, just like with Elvis and The Beatles, you got your ass people and you got your boobs people. You can like both, but you probably prefer one more than the other. It's a tough choice nobody (everybody) wants to make. Still, when it comes down to it, everybody in their heart of hearts knows where they stand on the issue. So where you do stand in the battle between tits and trunks? Here's a few thoughts to help you decide.

The Look

It's been our instinct since forever to be utterly fascinated with the look of a healthy set of boobs. If you look over the entirety of human history, depictions of the female form typically emphasize the breasts over many other parts of a woman's body. That's just where the eyes go. Doesn't matter if your straight, gay, a man or a woman, we all have a fixation on the boobs to one degree or another.

On the other hand, those who make eyes toward the ass often have something other than ingrained human instinct driving them on. What does a baby need with a butt, after all? Psychologists would say that a person's fascination with the look of things happening below the waist is more about evaluating reproductive potential. Not a bad thing, though it does lack that deep down universal appeal factor the boobs have.

The Attention

It's been tradition, probably since forever, for the ladies to put the boobs out there when they desire a some attention. That's a trick people have known about since forever. If you've ever seen any period movies you're probably familiar with the busty, corset look. It's simply understood by everyone that there's an no better way for a lady to impress herself on the opposite sex than either demonstrating or simulating a healthy set of boobies.

Unfortunately, asses have not always gotten the same sort of emphasis in the quest to make a great first impression. Seems like attempts at garnering appreciation for a finely-crafted backside have only recently become a mainstream thing. Before that they were always hidden beneath layers and layers of complicated clothing. Perhaps it's just a logistics issue. Kind of hard to put an ass out there without revealing the rest of the body as well.

The Feel

So enough with looking at the boobs. What we really want is to get our hands on them. Am I right? Of course I am. That's god's own stress ball right there. Get yourself a handful and just feel the tension drain right out of you. Of course, the best part about that is even with the tactile benefits and the already discussed instinctual and visual appeal this part of the female body possesses, you're still only halfway home in terms of the entirety of the human sexual experience.

Which brings us down south, to where the second half of the game begins. The butt is universal - something men and woman can partake in equally. We've all got one, after all. Of course, like our opinions, we tend to give value to butts on a case-by-case basis. And much like with boobs, not all asses are made alike. However, getting a hold of a nice, cheeky ass can be just as fulfilling as any other grabbable part of the body.

The Owners

There's a very long list of splendid boob owners going back as far as people have been documenting such things. No doubt you've got your favorites. We all do. Our taste in boobs varies from person to person, but we all know what we like when we see it. That's one of those things that doesn't really even rely on the quality of the rest of the person. She might be horse-faced and knock-kneed. Yet, if her tatas are speaking to us, we'll always have something positive to say about her.

Pretty much the same situation with the butt. If it's working for you, then it works for you. Many of us are not fans of the Kardashians, but we love their asses. No matter what foolishness they pull, all they have to do is squeeze their ample backsides into something tight and they're instantly back in our good graces. Of course, we'd all like a complete package, with attractiveness both inside and out. We'll settle for a sweet rump roast if we have to though.

Boobs

Hmmm, I was expecting to be biased toward the asses here. The amply cheeked have been getting much more of my attention lately. Not to say that boobs do nothing for me anymore. That would just be wrong. Butts just seem to be coming up on the old sexual radar more frequently as of late. Still, the boobies prevail in the end. Now that sounds kinky.

Alright, so I'm a boob guy. Which one do you prefer?
POST YOUR CHOICE BELOW...!!
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8:55PM on 09/10/2012

Gonna have to disagree...

sorry, it double posted
sorry, it double posted
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8:55PM on 09/10/2012

Gonna have to disagree...

Don't get me wrong, I like a nice set of boobs just as much as the next guy, but when it comes down to it, I am way more judgemental on what a girls ass looks like.
Don't get me wrong, I like a nice set of boobs just as much as the next guy, but when it comes down to it, I am way more judgemental on what a girls ass looks like.
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5:02AM on 08/15/2012

Boobs

Goddamn this was hard, but ultimately I had to figure which women I like more and the Katy Perry's, Diora Baird's and Christina Hendricks' of the world just barely came out on top over the Jennifer Lopez's and Rihanna's. However a nice set of both in Kelly Brook's, Sofia Vergara's and Stacy Dash's is what I like the most.
Goddamn this was hard, but ultimately I had to figure which women I like more and the Katy Perry's, Diora Baird's and Christina Hendricks' of the world just barely came out on top over the Jennifer Lopez's and Rihanna's. However a nice set of both in Kelly Brook's, Sofia Vergara's and Stacy Dash's is what I like the most.
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10:51PM on 08/14/2012

Butts!

Wow, disagree with this one.
Wow, disagree with this one.
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2:13PM on 08/14/2012
Gots to go with the butt!it is a marvelous thing!
Gots to go with the butt!it is a marvelous thing!
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1:41AM on 08/14/2012

Assman since birth

I like boobs but they are hardly a requirement for having a hot body in my opinion. It's all about the ass. Flat butts turn me off WAY MORE than small boobs. (and small boobs don't turn me off) I can't ignore a flat ass it's just so disgusting.
I like boobs but they are hardly a requirement for having a hot body in my opinion. It's all about the ass. Flat butts turn me off WAY MORE than small boobs. (and small boobs don't turn me off) I can't ignore a flat ass it's just so disgusting.
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5:53PM on 08/13/2012
Butts all the way...no, boobies! wait, Butts!...Honestly you could cover my eyes and let me squeeze and either way i'd be happy...
Butts all the way...no, boobies! wait, Butts!...Honestly you could cover my eyes and let me squeeze and either way i'd be happy...
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4:57PM on 08/13/2012
Butts all the way down!!!

In fact.. I might be one of those rare cases of men that prefer small breasts (don't ask me why but the "saggyness" of bigger sizes turn me off..)

BTW.. next should be FEET vs HANDS (the fetishes in those areas are weird but we do have them, don't we?!)
Butts all the way down!!!

In fact.. I might be one of those rare cases of men that prefer small breasts (don't ask me why but the "saggyness" of bigger sizes turn me off..)

BTW.. next should be FEET vs HANDS (the fetishes in those areas are weird but we do have them, don't we?!)
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4:31PM on 08/13/2012
Boobs all the way. Do you know what comes out of a butt?
Boobs all the way. Do you know what comes out of a butt?
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3:59PM on 08/13/2012

Of Course...

The verdict came out just as it should've. Boobs beat butts 2-1.

Been a boob man my whole life and don't see it changing.
The verdict came out just as it should've. Boobs beat butts 2-1.

Been a boob man my whole life and don't see it changing.
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2:52PM on 08/13/2012

Tush

I like a nice tush. Nice racks seem to be only found on the young, dumb, cosmetically enhanced or Hollywood types. But any athletic woman can have a gorgeous dumper.
I like a nice tush. Nice racks seem to be only found on the young, dumb, cosmetically enhanced or Hollywood types. But any athletic woman can have a gorgeous dumper.
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1:56PM on 08/13/2012

YAY BOOBIES!!!!

No arguments here!
No arguments here!
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12:15PM on 08/13/2012

Biased result

I'm an ass man all the way so i'm a bit bummed (pun intended) that my favorite object of affection didnt get a fair chance at a face-off. Oh well i guess there's no arguing with a Boob man.
I'm an ass man all the way so i'm a bit bummed (pun intended) that my favorite object of affection didnt get a fair chance at a face-off. Oh well i guess there's no arguing with a Boob man.
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12:13PM on 08/13/2012
in the sack, im all about ass.

for every other moment, boobs are better
in the sack, im all about ass.

for every other moment, boobs are better
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9:32AM on 08/13/2012
Boobs are nice enough, I suppose, but they aren't a priority for me. I definitely prefer a nice butt, legs, and even nice arms.
Boobs are nice enough, I suppose, but they aren't a priority for me. I definitely prefer a nice butt, legs, and even nice arms.
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8:59AM on 08/13/2012

Question

To whom might the breasts in the pink top belong? They are most exquisite.

And I too cannot discriminate. They are both just lovely.
To whom might the breasts in the pink top belong? They are most exquisite.

And I too cannot discriminate. They are both just lovely.
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7:28AM on 08/13/2012

I love boobies!

I also prefer a great set of legs over a nice ass.
I also prefer a great set of legs over a nice ass.
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7:24AM on 08/13/2012
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Since males have traditionally taken girl from behind, they say boobs evolved to resemble asses to keep our attention when having some good old missionary. So boobs are nature's ass of the chest. I can't decide between the two to be honest, but I'd give the edge to a booty for this reason: I can totally look past a girl's flat chest if she's rocking a bodunk, but I can't get behind a girl who's got a bodacious rack and a flat tire where her ass should be.
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Since males have traditionally taken girl from behind, they say boobs evolved to resemble asses to keep our attention when having some good old missionary. So boobs are nature's ass of the chest. I can't decide between the two to be honest, but I'd give the edge to a booty for this reason: I can totally look past a girl's flat chest if she's rocking a bodunk, but I can't get behind a girl who's got a bodacious rack and a flat tire where her ass should be.
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4:53AM on 08/13/2012

Boob Man Akk The Way

While I do like a good ass and I can appreciate one I am a breast man at heart and will always say Boobs are better than Bums
While I do like a good ass and I can appreciate one I am a breast man at heart and will always say Boobs are better than Bums
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4:47AM on 08/13/2012
Amen.
Amen.
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4:43AM on 08/13/2012
Sorry but I am more of a booty guy as they can't really be surgically enhanced the way boobs can. Ya got women like J-Lo, Kim, Stacy & Jessica Biel who have great ASSets. I do love a nice rack don't get me wrong though.
Sorry but I am more of a booty guy as they can't really be surgically enhanced the way boobs can. Ya got women like J-Lo, Kim, Stacy & Jessica Biel who have great ASSets. I do love a nice rack don't get me wrong though.
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3:40AM on 08/13/2012

close but........

Hooray for BOOBIES!!!!!!
Hooray for BOOBIES!!!!!!
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