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Face Off: Christina Hendricks vs. January Jones

Apr. 14, 2014by: Droz

There was a fairly even split between Deborah Ann Woll and Karen Gillan in last week's Face Off. I felt the same way. It's a problem I have with hotties so close to my heart. They mess with my decision-making skills.

We saw the premiere of the final season of Mad Men last night. It feels weird to be talking about the end of that show. Seems like it's been on forever. It makes me wonder what will become of Christina Hendricks and January Jones if they don't have that show to keep coming back to. Sure, they do other stuff, but for a long time now Mad Men has been the most reliable place to get an eyeful of these two beauties. Not that we have to worry about them going away now. AMC likes to split seasons in half, stretching them out for months longer than they should last. So we've got plenty of time to appreciate what these different yet equally lovely ladies have to offer. Now we just have to figure out which Mad Men hottie we like to watch more. Men may now go mad over your choice of these two hotties below.

Beauty

I've raised a few eyebrows at Christina's sometimes bizarre styling choices in the past. She can be, shall we say, somewhat eccentric there. However, she's had enough gorgeous moments on screen to prove that there is true beauty to Christina. Her red hair alone, fake as it is, would be sufficient to drive me crazy.

January has the kind of face many would consider angelic - blonde, blue-eyed and sweet, she's very much like those classic American beauty icons made famous during the times Mad Men explores. Despite my preference for somewhat more exotic looks, I can't deny how lovely she is.

Body

Christina's body is probably what most people know best about her. It's also the most polarizing thing about her. Some drool at the sight of those epic tits, others not so much. To each their own there. Personally, I can't get enough of her. I find all those curves and how she makes such a lovely showcase of them intoxicating. I can't see what's not to like.

Clearly it's apples and oranges as far as these two go. If you aren't into Christina's body, you'll probably find a lot to like about January's. I can see where such people are coming from. Nothing at all to sneer about as far as what she's got in this area. Quite the contrary. Her body is just as impressive as her pretty face. They come together to make one fine package.

Hotness

If you like what Christina does physically, then her hotness is probably already locked in for you. She's proven adept at showing off what nature has given her. As good as that is, Christina doesn't share much in common with the unorthodox sex symbol she's so carefully created. In real life she comes across fairly normal, living a relatively quiet life with her husband and doing her best to stay out of the limelight. That's also kind of hot. None of that Hollywood attitude with her.

There's obviously plenty to enjoy about January in the visual sense. That's only one half of the hotness picture for me though. The other half comes from the kind of person she is. I get a sense of aloofness from January. I'm not sure if it's a smug sort of thing or just shyness. Whatever the reason for her remoteness, it doesn't make her seem all that likable. And that puts at dent in her hotness for me.

Career

I don't think Christina would have half the following she has if not for the solid acting skills she has backing up those hot curves. Her character Joan has been put through the wringer in more than a few ways in Mad Men's previous 6 seasons and I've believed every moment of it. Then there's that other show I promised myself I wouldn't mention that Christina was nonetheless great in as well. She's only got a few things coming up, but hopefully she does carry on successfully after the show wraps for good. I like what Christina does and I'd love to see her keep doing it.

I get the same conflicted feelings about January's acting skills as I do about her personality. I don't want to call her a bad actress, because she's had a few good moments on Mad Men. Then again she has a lot of talented people around her on that show. It would be difficult for her not to do well with those sorts of folks backing her up. Outside of Mad Men, it's mixed at best. I didn't care much for her in X-MEN: FIRST CLASS, I know that much. Between these two, I can say with some certainty that Christina is the better actress.

Christina

For me, there was only one choice here. January is hot, but not as much as Christina. I know for a fact there are many who disagree with me on that and feel free to do so. It wont change my mind. I'd gladly part with treasured family heirlooms, if I had any, just for one chance to motorboat those mega mounds. Damn.

Just one man's opinion. What are your thoughts?
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3:34PM on 04/19/2014
January Jones
January Jones
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8:54PM on 04/18/2014
In no universe is this pale, sickly, Ronald McDonald looking B-grade talent with clown tits sexier, more talented or hotter than January Jones. Her body is gross. And better career? Bullshit. I don't care all that much for January Jones, but she was completely robbed here.
In no universe is this pale, sickly, Ronald McDonald looking B-grade talent with clown tits sexier, more talented or hotter than January Jones. Her body is gross. And better career? Bullshit. I don't care all that much for January Jones, but she was completely robbed here.
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1:13PM on 04/15/2014

Christina, but not just because of her boobs.

She has a very pretty face. January is kind of a generic beauty. As for career, Christina's performance in GINGER & ROSA negates most of January's performances.
She has a very pretty face. January is kind of a generic beauty. As for career, Christina's performance in GINGER & ROSA negates most of January's performances.
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8:54PM on 04/14/2014

Christina is hit or miss - when she misses she misses BIG

When she is on her thinner side she is gorgeous, when on the other end of the spectrum she is the opposite, it really does havoc on her looks. January always looks like a 10 and honestly she has had a superior career as well. Hotness - January gets an edge due to Christina going back and forth.
When she is on her thinner side she is gorgeous, when on the other end of the spectrum she is the opposite, it really does havoc on her looks. January always looks like a 10 and honestly she has had a superior career as well. Hotness - January gets an edge due to Christina going back and forth.
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8:25PM on 04/14/2014
If only Hendricks would actually show off the goodies for us one day.
If only Hendricks would actually show off the goodies for us one day.
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4:35PM on 04/14/2014
Christina, but only for the superior rack. I don't really find either of them all that interesting.
Christina, but only for the superior rack. I don't really find either of them all that interesting.
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3:55PM on 04/14/2014

The Android and Lumpy Cheese thighs...

sheesh. I dunno, neither?
sheesh. I dunno, neither?
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6:24PM on 04/14/2014
Thanks for saying it so I didn't have to bother. Seriously, a competition between two women you wouldn't date in real life? Evidently someone is running out of ideas.....
Thanks for saying it so I didn't have to bother. Seriously, a competition between two women you wouldn't date in real life? Evidently someone is running out of ideas.....
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3:32PM on 04/14/2014
Career vote for Hendricks?? Really?? How many movies has she done compared to January??
My vote is for Jones. Far more sexier and far better actress IMHO!
Career vote for Hendricks?? Really?? How many movies has she done compared to January??
My vote is for Jones. Far more sexier and far better actress IMHO!
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2:42PM on 04/14/2014

Hendricks, all day, every day.

=shrugs= Jones does absolutely nothing for me.
=shrugs= Jones does absolutely nothing for me.
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2:28PM on 04/14/2014
In no universe is this even a close race.
In no universe is this even a close race.
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1:56PM on 04/14/2014

Hendricks

All day.
All day.
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1:31PM on 04/14/2014
January Jones wins this one with absolutely no contest in my opinion. Her body is damn near perfect, and her face and head actually fit her body, so she is way more attractive. Hendricks is literally just a big disproportionate mess of tits. She only weighs like 25 pounds less than me, and she is 5 and a half inches shorter than I am, not to mention I am a guy. I am sorry, but weighing 160ish at her height is not called being "curvy", that is just called being overweight, and that's not even
January Jones wins this one with absolutely no contest in my opinion. Her body is damn near perfect, and her face and head actually fit her body, so she is way more attractive. Hendricks is literally just a big disproportionate mess of tits. She only weighs like 25 pounds less than me, and she is 5 and a half inches shorter than I am, not to mention I am a guy. I am sorry, but weighing 160ish at her height is not called being "curvy", that is just called being overweight, and that's not even just my opinion, that is like a fact for her height and sex. I also really don't get how she is always wanting to "celebrate her curvy body", and how she has always "refused to lose weight", yet she takes serious offense to being referred to as a full figured woman during an interview. Yeah, no thanks, I will pass on all that. Give me January Jones any day of the year.
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2:53PM on 04/14/2014
well, obviously majority here judging a girl by the size of tits she's got....i bet most are kids without breast feedings..lol....i'm with you..i would prefer january jones' body..
well, obviously majority here judging a girl by the size of tits she's got....i bet most are kids without breast feedings..lol....i'm with you..i would prefer january jones' body..
1:30PM on 04/14/2014

Eh.....

She is the better choice but both are no prize. If Christina could learn to lose the power of speech I might get half a chub.
She is the better choice but both are no prize. If Christina could learn to lose the power of speech I might get half a chub.
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1:20PM on 04/14/2014

No contest for me, Hendricks.

Far better actress in general and down-right perfect in terms of appearance.
Far better actress in general and down-right perfect in terms of appearance.
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12:48PM on 04/14/2014

Christina Hendricks, no contest

She's a formidable actress, and brings serious sexiness to every role (witness how many FIREFLY fans remember her fondly). January Jones is well-known for not having much between her ears, and was easily the worst thing in X-MEN: FIRST CLASS (one day we'll have a decent Emma Frost!).

And yes, curves. ;)
She's a formidable actress, and brings serious sexiness to every role (witness how many FIREFLY fans remember her fondly). January Jones is well-known for not having much between her ears, and was easily the worst thing in X-MEN: FIRST CLASS (one day we'll have a decent Emma Frost!).

And yes, curves. ;)
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11:58AM on 04/14/2014
Christina-
Prettier
Sexier
Better actress
Seems a lot more likable in person
Christina-
Prettier
Sexier
Better actress
Seems a lot more likable in person
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11:32AM on 04/14/2014

Hendricks

My first exposure was on that show you promised yourself you wouldn't mention, and she lit a FIRE under me, near the FLY of my pants. She also comes across as very sweet and cool in real life, very appreciative for what she has and has a reputation for being kind to her fans. Jones is attractive, but there is an iciness there I can't embrace
My first exposure was on that show you promised yourself you wouldn't mention, and she lit a FIRE under me, near the FLY of my pants. She also comes across as very sweet and cool in real life, very appreciative for what she has and has a reputation for being kind to her fans. Jones is attractive, but there is an iciness there I can't embrace
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11:30AM on 04/14/2014
Christina. I mean I really don't know what else can be said, the lady is a brick house. Also I have a soft spot for gingers real or not.
Christina. I mean I really don't know what else can be said, the lady is a brick house. Also I have a soft spot for gingers real or not.
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11:23AM on 04/14/2014
January Jones just for being in proportion. The other one's just a giant bag of tits.
January Jones just for being in proportion. The other one's just a giant bag of tits.
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10:20AM on 04/14/2014
I'm going with January Jones
I'm going with January Jones
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9:02AM on 04/14/2014

Both are hot but I will be the the minority

January...that is all my personal taste though. I like leggy blondes..
January...that is all my personal taste though. I like leggy blondes..
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8:52AM on 04/14/2014
Christina!!!

Why did you promise not to mention Firefly?
Christina!!!

Why did you promise not to mention Firefly?
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10:59AM on 04/14/2014
She was in two episodes and both, along with the show, were fantastic. YoSafBrig was great!
She was in two episodes and both, along with the show, were fantastic. YoSafBrig was great!
8:40AM on 04/14/2014

Christina Hendricks

Christina appears to be a fairly solid actress and seems like a nice person as well.

Who am I kidding? What I really care about is those epic curves.
Christina appears to be a fairly solid actress and seems like a nice person as well.

Who am I kidding? What I really care about is those epic curves.
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8:03AM on 04/14/2014

January Jones

I like her body type much more.
I like her body type much more.
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7:51AM on 04/14/2014
Christina Hendricks wins. She's less stiff as an actress, is more convincing as a throwback beauty and is a good deal sexier.
Christina Hendricks wins. She's less stiff as an actress, is more convincing as a throwback beauty and is a good deal sexier.
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