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Face Off: Emma Stone vs. Alison Brie

Feb. 3, 2014by: Droz

An overwhelming number of you gave Alexandra Daddario's big reveal the win over Angelina Jolie's in last week's Face Off. I suppose. As some of you said, Angelina's scenes were much more lengthy and varied. Though Alexandra was looking GOOD in hers. I think it all comes down to the novelty of the thing. Alexandra's naked ass is new and exciting, whereas Angelina's is well covered territory. That might not be very fair, but then again few things are.

Opening this week is the much anticipated THE LEGO MOVIE, featuring the voice of the lovely Alison Brie. She makes a good prospect for one half of a Face Off. I really hate lopsided comparisons though, so for the other half we need someone equally entertaining, beautiful and beloved by many. Enter Emma Stone, who I think fits those parameters nicely. Seems like a pretty even match to me. So which of these two cute, hot and funny ladies do you prefer?

Beauty

Tough one here. I like the look of both these ladies - I always have. Emma wins by the virtue of those beautiful eyes and that red hair especially. Even if she is going with her natural blonde for the Gwen Stacy role, we all know, and I suspect even Emma knows, how best she comes across. Which is why I hope they get around to killing off Gwen pretty soon in this rebooted reboot of a franchise. We need permanent redhead Emma back.

Alison is as cute as a button and as beautiful a woman as any I've seen before. I don't know why exactly, but between the two of these women, I'm a little more in Emma's corner. Something about those eyes. That's a big deal with me. It's a real, real close one here though.

Body

I don't think there's anything necessarily wrong with Emma's body. We've seen a few good enough shots of her over the years to know that she's plenty desirable in that way. Emma isn't big on showing it off though, at least not to the degree that Alison is. I wont give her any shit for that. She has plenty of good things about her besides that. I still got to vote for Alison here. That's just how it's got to be.

Speaking of the rest of Alison...whoa. She is something special alright. If you've watched any of Community and her frequent overflowing cleavage moments, you know that by now. It's just a shame no one has figured out a way to get her to go from cleavage to full on titty displays. What's the hold up, people? Guys have been tucking back hard-ons over Alison for years now. And it doesn't look like she's got too big a problem bringing the hotness. Somebody better get on the ball with this. Or in this case, get on the boobs.

Hotness

I've got a special kind of love for the ladies with a specialty in making us laugh. Emma has proven her capacity for that more times than I can remember. Tack on the fact that she's as beautiful as she is and you have a direct route to my heart. Honestly though, if she wasn't so beautiful or well built, I'd still fancy her. For me, personality and presence are just as vital an ingredient as anything else. Emma's got all of that in bulk.

Alison can't deny that cuter than cute face, but she occasionally enjoys hiding her hotness under dowdy clothes. Weird as it sounds, I kind of like it when she does that. I find that plain allure she's rocking on Community even hotter than her various sex-charged magazine spreads and whatnot. That's the sexy librarian effect. She might look sedate on the surface, but there's a wealth of sexy just waiting under those sweaters and knee length skirts.

Career

Emma seems to be doing pretty well in life and her career. She's got Spider-Man, both on and off the screen. She's fantastic in pretty much every role she's ever had and everyone loves her. If you want a great example of what success in one's field looks like, look no further than Emma.

Is that an awesome picture or what? I'd have been down with that casting. Screw the pissy fanboys. Unfortunately Alison hasn't scored a comic book franchise yet. She doesn't seem to get too many movies at all for some silly reason. Her primary claim to fame continues to be Community and a handful of virtual cameos on Mad Men. Those are great shows, but you'd think she'd be all over the comedy scene, just like so many of her fellow cute and funny contemporaries. Sucks that those things haven't quite happened yet. The world could use more widespread Alison.

Emma

Hard to make a call between two such similar hotties. My fondness for the redheads (when she is one) and Emma's more prosperous career helps make the call. Yet in any real world scenario, I'd gladly have either one.

Just one man's opinion. What are your thoughts?
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1:25AM on 02/09/2014

Allison Brie

I love Emma Stone as much as the next guy but Allison Brie wins on the grounds that... she is Allison Brie!
I love Emma Stone as much as the next guy but Allison Brie wins on the grounds that... she is Allison Brie!
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1:26PM on 02/04/2014
Yup
Yup
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12:55AM on 02/04/2014

Alison Brie

Wins by a hair. Not for her larger boobs, or her more overt sexuality, but because I think she's far more believable playing a wider range of personality types and ages. I thought Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling were an odd pairing in "Gangster Squad", ditto their pairing in "Crazy, Stupid, Love".
Wins by a hair. Not for her larger boobs, or her more overt sexuality, but because I think she's far more believable playing a wider range of personality types and ages. I thought Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling were an odd pairing in "Gangster Squad", ditto their pairing in "Crazy, Stupid, Love".
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12:21AM on 02/04/2014

Nope

Brie wins this by a longshot, one of the hottest women on earth. Stone is cute though.
Brie wins this by a longshot, one of the hottest women on earth. Stone is cute though.
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11:30PM on 02/03/2014

I agree with y'all

Emma Stone is legitimately my dream girl. No one is going to top her in my mind, so I agree with you guys. Emma for the win
Emma Stone is legitimately my dream girl. No one is going to top her in my mind, so I agree with you guys. Emma for the win
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8:29PM on 02/03/2014

Uh.

No. Alison all the way.
No. Alison all the way.
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8:21PM on 02/03/2014
I would recommend Laura Haddock From Davinci's Demons, against Hannah New From Black Sails. Very nice match up.
I would recommend Laura Haddock From Davinci's Demons, against Hannah New From Black Sails. Very nice match up.
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8:16PM on 02/03/2014
Emma Stone is quirky cute, but Allison Brie is Boss Hog Hot.
Emma Stone is quirky cute, but Allison Brie is Boss Hog Hot.
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10:10PM on 02/03/2014
BOSS HOGG is hot?
BOSS HOGG is hot?
7:57PM on 02/03/2014

I like both of them...

Equally. I'll go with a tie.
Equally. I'll go with a tie.
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7:16PM on 02/03/2014
I'm just gonna choose both, therefore we all win!
I'm just gonna choose both, therefore we all win!
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6:08PM on 02/03/2014

REALLY TOUGH.

I choose Allison because it doesn't seem like she ever has to try to look hot. Not that Emma has to try a lot, but she does a little.

Nevertheless, I still laughed at that scene of THE HELP where she said boys thought she was ugly.
I choose Allison because it doesn't seem like she ever has to try to look hot. Not that Emma has to try a lot, but she does a little.

Nevertheless, I still laughed at that scene of THE HELP where she said boys thought she was ugly.
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2:29PM on 02/03/2014
Alison Brie's luscious tits for the win.
Alison Brie's luscious tits for the win.
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2:11PM on 02/03/2014
Emma, hands down.
Emma, hands down.
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12:50PM on 02/03/2014
Wow. I completely disagree. I like Emma Stone and all but Alison Brie definitely should've won for beauty. She has never not looked attractive to me. Whereas Emma Stone is pretty hit-and-miss, depending on what she's going for. Now, as for career, I can understand why you gave it to ES. But I'd take AB's prominent role on two vastly different but popular TV shows over that lousy 'Amazing Spider-Man' movie. Especially since, if they adhere to the comics, she might not be in another sequel.
Wow. I completely disagree. I like Emma Stone and all but Alison Brie definitely should've won for beauty. She has never not looked attractive to me. Whereas Emma Stone is pretty hit-and-miss, depending on what she's going for. Now, as for career, I can understand why you gave it to ES. But I'd take AB's prominent role on two vastly different but popular TV shows over that lousy 'Amazing Spider-Man' movie. Especially since, if they adhere to the comics, she might not be in another sequel.
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12:02PM on 02/03/2014

these two should never fight

they should only love. they're both basically perfect.
they should only love. they're both basically perfect.
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11:57AM on 02/03/2014
Emma Stome for sure.
Emma Stome for sure.
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11:40AM on 02/03/2014

Emma Stone for me

I find her more attractive, and the fact that she not only delivered a star-making performance in EASY A, but also held her own against heavyweights like Patricia Clarkson, Thomas Haden Church and Stanley Tucci, gives her the win here.
I find her more attractive, and the fact that she not only delivered a star-making performance in EASY A, but also held her own against heavyweights like Patricia Clarkson, Thomas Haden Church and Stanley Tucci, gives her the win here.
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11:00AM on 02/03/2014

Emma

Although she has gotten WAY too thin lately.

You should do the two girls from Blue is the Warmest Color next.
Although she has gotten WAY too thin lately.

You should do the two girls from Blue is the Warmest Color next.
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6:06PM on 02/03/2014
"You should do the two girls from Blue is the Warmest Color next". Oooh... Good one.
"You should do the two girls from Blue is the Warmest Color next". Oooh... Good one.
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10:53AM on 02/03/2014
This is a fucking tough one for me.. Brie has a trump card with her rapping. Hmm, I'd go with redhead Emma Stone.
This is a fucking tough one for me.. Brie has a trump card with her rapping. Hmm, I'd go with redhead Emma Stone.
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10:43AM on 02/03/2014

Laughing Out Loud

Yeah, I don't think so.
Yeah, I don't think so.
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10:35AM on 02/03/2014
i like emma stone but she cant compete with alison brie who i think wins ever category other than career
i like emma stone but she cant compete with alison brie who i think wins ever category other than career
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10:21AM on 02/03/2014
Emma Stone for me.
Emma Stone for me.
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9:26AM on 02/03/2014

Alison Brie by a million miles

I never quite got how people go ga-ga over Emma Stone. Looks-wise she's okay, but she's not even in the same league of hotness as Alison Brie.
I never quite got how people go ga-ga over Emma Stone. Looks-wise she's okay, but she's not even in the same league of hotness as Alison Brie.
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9:52AM on 02/03/2014
It's much more than Emma's looks but even so she's fucking stunning to me. I'd take one Emma over ten Taylor Swift's any day.
It's much more than Emma's looks but even so she's fucking stunning to me. I'd take one Emma over ten Taylor Swift's any day.
9:26AM on 02/03/2014

Both are perfect but...

Gun to my head....I'm going with Emma.
Gun to my head....I'm going with Emma.
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7:46AM on 02/03/2014

Brie for me...

I think Emma is funny, pretty, and seems like she has a great personality, but I don't think she's particularly sexy. I mean, she can be when she wants to be, but that's not often. Brie is also funny, pretty, with a great personality, but she flaunts her sex appeal a little more. Objectively, I'd actually have called this a tie, with the two tying on the beauty portion.
I think Emma is funny, pretty, and seems like she has a great personality, but I don't think she's particularly sexy. I mean, she can be when she wants to be, but that's not often. Brie is also funny, pretty, with a great personality, but she flaunts her sex appeal a little more. Objectively, I'd actually have called this a tie, with the two tying on the beauty portion.
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6:45AM on 02/03/2014

Alison Brie

I don't find Emma Stone attractive at all while Alison Brie is a sexy curvy goddess.
I don't find Emma Stone attractive at all while Alison Brie is a sexy curvy goddess.
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6:44AM on 02/03/2014

Brie

Emma is cute but Brie is just a whole other level of hot, in my opinion
Emma is cute but Brie is just a whole other level of hot, in my opinion
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5:07AM on 02/03/2014
Whoa, did you pick a tough one this week or what? Objectively, I think Brie's prettier, but Emma seems more fun on the whole and does have that playful sexuality thing down pat. Garfield sure is one lucky cat.
Whoa, did you pick a tough one this week or what? Objectively, I think Brie's prettier, but Emma seems more fun on the whole and does have that playful sexuality thing down pat. Garfield sure is one lucky cat.
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