ONLINE

Latest Movie Hotties Headlines

Face Off: Geeky vs. Slutty

Sep. 30, 2013by: Droz

Malin Akerman trumped Anna Faris last week as your choice of the hotter fall TV season hottie. I think that's fair. Anna has the ability to become hot in between her many kooky moments, but Malin is hot regardless of what she's doing.

This week we're looking at two of the most popular kinds of hotties doing their thing in the 21st century. The slutty, centerfold style approach has been around forever, but the geek girl is a much more recent phenomenon. It used to be that slutty vied with the good girl opposite for domination of horny male fantasies. But no one wants to be the good girl anymore. That's no fun. So if you can't be a straight up slut, maybe you can find yourself a pair of glasses and a tight STAR WARS shirt and angle for some geek cred hotness instead.

Of course, we could go on and on about posers vs. the real thing in these two approaches. Debates about who might be a true geek and who is just faking it will never end. Yes, it's true that not everyone portraying themselves as a geek truly is a geek. Likewise, a slutty demeanor does not always make one a slut. You can argue for lifestyle over fashion, if you'd like. Or you can just say that chicks in glasses or tight, low cut dresses are hot. Either way, do your best to decide which hottie persona works best for you? Lines for each choice form below.

The Look

Don't get me wrong, I like the whole glasses thing. On the right woman, it can be terribly sexy. It's also the most used and overused feature many a non-geek hottie uses to imitate the geek look. It's sufficient to appease those interested in a purely visual approach. For those who love the total geek girl package, it's not that hard to tell who's legitimately in need of corrective lenses and who just found themselves a cute set of frames to wear for effect.

The sluttier approach has many tools at it's disposal, but a beautiful set of eyes flashing a come hither stare remains one of the most powerful. Hot dresses packed with gorgeous female flesh is great and all, but those things do very little to suggest an open invitation to get better acquainted, On the other hand, there's no mistaking or ignoring a seductive stare. When she gives you the eyes, even if it is just for effect, it's still one of the most provocative things a woman can do.

The Style

Anyone who's ever walked a Comic-con floor knows there's plenty to like about the geek girls' when they're dressing up as the sexier of the various comic book, sci-fi or anime characters out there. It's one of those times when geek and slutty become one and the same. But even if it's a cute girl in a Starfleet uniform or a simple video game t-shirt - the sight of a woman who's just as enthusiastic about your geeky obsession as you are can be quite intoxicating.

There's no red-blooded, heterosexual going to thumb his nose at the sight of a hot body in a slutty dress, complete with boobs pouring out and ass perfectly contoured. I don't matter who you are or what kind of woman you like. That shit always works.

The Attitude

Being a geek doesn't necessarily come without its drawbacks, even in today's more geek permissive society. There's still a lot of pressure to conform to a way of life that's going to appease the most people possible. That goes double for the ladies, who can get shit from both genders for being all about the geek culture. That's why you have to respect the fortitude of a girl who's brave enough to declare to the world she's going to like what she likes and be how she wants to be.

There are a handful of ladies out there who can assume that slutty vibe and also genuinely live it. The rest are mostly doing it for other people's benefit. That's fine and all for visual effect, but it lacks a certain authenticity. I like to think the ladies I enjoy are doing what they do and being how they are because they want to, not because that's how they think they need to be. No matter how they choose to be, as long as they're being true to themselves, I'm all for it.

Membership

Tough one here. Both sides have tons of sex appeal and so many fine hotties I can't even begin to count them all. Speaking as one who bears a number of geek-related characteristics, I naturally identify with the ladies who do the same. I can see how it might go the other way though. For me, it comes down to trifles mostly. In any real situation, I'd be blissful with hotties from either group.

← This.

Geeky

Speaking as at least half a geek, it's no surprise that I lean just a tad bit more toward their side in this debate. However, I'm highly flexible on the matter, as are most guys I'm sure. In the end, be she a Playboy playmate or a sci-fi TV goddess, a hottie is a hottie.

Just one man's opinion. What are your thoughts?
EXPRESS THEM BELOW!!

Related Articles

MORE FUN FROM AROUND THE WEB

Drool Back
Not registered? Sign-up!
Or

7:49PM on 10/02/2013
I think this is a case where both sides tend to offer similar pros and cons. The geek will be able to engage your mind. The slut will engage the body. The geek will encourage mental acumen. The slut will encourage physical stamina. I guess its all about preferences as women probably have the same debate to make on their end. They can go for the physical guy with a good body but the IQ of a curve ball or go for the guy with considerable brain power but not exactly the most stellar body on the
I think this is a case where both sides tend to offer similar pros and cons. The geek will be able to engage your mind. The slut will engage the body. The geek will encourage mental acumen. The slut will encourage physical stamina. I guess its all about preferences as women probably have the same debate to make on their end. They can go for the physical guy with a good body but the IQ of a curve ball or go for the guy with considerable brain power but not exactly the most stellar body on the beach. Its all a trade off.
Your Reply:



2:10AM on 10/02/2013
Looks like geeky's the new slutty.
Looks like geeky's the new slutty.
Your Reply:



12:07AM on 10/01/2013
Biased, yes. But I'll take the verdict, regardless.
Biased, yes. But I'll take the verdict, regardless.
Your Reply:



+1
6:50PM on 09/30/2013
Both have their merits. I don't see one right answer here.
Both have their merits. I don't see one right answer here.
Your Reply:



5:47PM on 09/30/2013
Geeky as you can do stuff together when not shagging. Plus she will dress up as Lara, Leia etc

Slutty is more likely to have shagged dozens of dudes.
Geeky as you can do stuff together when not shagging. Plus she will dress up as Lara, Leia etc

Slutty is more likely to have shagged dozens of dudes.
Your Reply:



+5
5:41PM on 09/30/2013
Slutty for casual dating, geeky for relationships
Slutty for casual dating, geeky for relationships
Your Reply:



4:20PM on 09/30/2013

Dealing with this right now

My ex is slutty, the girl I am dating is geeky. My ex keeps pulling me back in with sex. The geek keeps me interested with her mind (though she is gorgeous). It's tough. Dumb slut vs. demure but interesting geek....
My ex is slutty, the girl I am dating is geeky. My ex keeps pulling me back in with sex. The geek keeps me interested with her mind (though she is gorgeous). It's tough. Dumb slut vs. demure but interesting geek....
Your Reply:



3:32PM on 09/30/2013
Definitely geeky, nothing like a chick that will get down with you on top of a pile of comic books.
Definitely geeky, nothing like a chick that will get down with you on top of a pile of comic books.
Your Reply:



12:36PM on 09/30/2013
Geeky for me as well.
Geeky for me as well.
Your Reply:



10:21AM on 09/30/2013

Geeky

Definitely Geeky. For sure.
Definitely Geeky. For sure.
Your Reply:



9:34AM on 09/30/2013
I was thinking I'd go for Geeky, then I saw you put Zooey Deschanel on there and it sold it for me.... definitely geeky
I was thinking I'd go for Geeky, then I saw you put Zooey Deschanel on there and it sold it for me.... definitely geeky
Your Reply:



9:12AM on 09/30/2013

Geeky, looks fade but personality doesn't

Can you do some Halloween themed battles in October like Burton ladies (HBC vs Ricci and Winona vs Pfieffer) or Moritica Adams vs Lily Munster or something like that?
Can you do some Halloween themed battles in October like Burton ladies (HBC vs Ricci and Winona vs Pfieffer) or Moritica Adams vs Lily Munster or something like that?
Your Reply:



8:40AM on 09/30/2013

Geeky for me

because, quite frankly, sooner or later you actually have to talk to her and most sluts I've run into don't have a lot upstairs. Also, geek girls are more creative and imaginative, and that includes sex.
because, quite frankly, sooner or later you actually have to talk to her and most sluts I've run into don't have a lot upstairs. Also, geek girls are more creative and imaginative, and that includes sex.
Your Reply:



+10
7:40AM on 09/30/2013

Geeky

Why? They are much more open and creative. Also have more fun. If you can wear a costume from some obscure or mainstream franchise, you win me over.
Why? They are much more open and creative. Also have more fun. If you can wear a costume from some obscure or mainstream franchise, you win me over.
Your Reply:



3:14AM on 09/30/2013
Yay for Christy Marie in that last photo. She's just absolutely gorgeous and is one of the first cosplayers I became a fan of.

I think the whole debate about attractive women being "fake geeks" is frankly tired (Here's a pretty funny take on the issue [link] ). We should all be grateful that, if nothing else, they've taken the effort to craft and wear an outfit based on a character from a comic book, video game or film. This would've been an utter rarity at conventions a mere 20 years ago.
Yay for Christy Marie in that last photo. She's just absolutely gorgeous and is one of the first cosplayers I became a fan of.

I think the whole debate about attractive women being "fake geeks" is frankly tired (Here's a pretty funny take on the issue [link] ). We should all be grateful that, if nothing else, they've taken the effort to craft and wear an outfit based on a character from a comic book, video game or film. This would've been an utter rarity at conventions a mere 20 years ago. There's just so much awesome cosplay that it's impossible to take it in, and when I look at photo galleries or videos after the con, it's very much "would've been awesome to see that in person".

When you want to strike up a conversation with or just say hi, in any situation at all, common interests always help and it is plenty of fun cursing out Grant Morrison for killing off Damian, defending Affleck, laughing at nonsensical costume designs in the New 52, throwing out ideas for a live-action Spectre TV show and things of that sort be it with a guy or with a girl. I heartily salute geek girls; keep the fan love comin'.
Your Reply:



Celebrity Boobies Of The Day

More
Mellor's Melons

Movie Hottie Of The Week

More
Legendary band aid

Most Popular Movie Hottie Stories

Latest Hot Celebrity Pictures

More
nicole-scherzinger nicole-scherzinger nicole-scherzinger