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Face Off: Kate Beckinsale vs. Salma Hayek

Dec. 17, 2012by: Droz

A lot of you disagreed with my stance on Amanda Seyfried as the better hottie over Anne Hathaway in our last Face Off, giving Anne the winning vote by a 2 to 1 margin. Do I detect a smattering of Batman fanboy influence? Hey, I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't make you disagree with me sometimes. Anne is quite a beauty. I can't honestly disagree with your stance. Still, either one would be just fine with me.

How about we do another tough choice. Everyone's got a favorite MILF, don't we? These are the women who have managed to squeeze out a few pups yet still hang on to their hotness anyway. That's not always easy for the ladies to do, but today we got a couple of MILFs in competition, Kate Beckinsale and Salma Hayek, who have not only defied the ravages of motherhood multiple times, but also managed to be two of the world's most beautiful women while they were at it. So which world class MILF is the best?

Beauty

Difficult call right off the bat. I like the look of both these ladies, but Kate's beauty is more my speed. I can't specifically point to one thing that does that over another. There's just something about the entirety of her face and the way all her features come together in her own unique way, that makes the hottie tuning fork in my mind ring true.

Salma is gorgeous and with most other women she'd have the advantage here, but that's Kate over there so we have to get a little more critical. If there's any criticism I can make about Salma, and I'm really having to dig here to find one, it's that I'm not a big fan of such a prominent, squared jawline on women. I like something a little softer. Salma almost always makes that work for her, but there are times when it has stood out more than I like. That's a paper thin gripe though.

Body

Kate and her opponent here are quite different in terms of body shape. Kate is much more sleek and trim in her body style, though she embodies just about the best of what that kind of body can be. Normally such a compact body is not my ideal, but with someone so perfectly shaped as Kate, you got to give respect.

Salma has always been a much more curvier kind of woman, but like her competition, she has consistently been the best demonstration of how hot women with her body type can be. Given a choice, I typically gravitate more toward women like Salma, but both these ladies exemplify the best of their body style, so they get the tie vote.

Hotness

I don't think anyone can argue that Kate doesn't put the hotness out there, nor that when she does, she brings it in spades. Still, that hotness is not quite as out there as Salma. Kate has had her moments in the past, but now that she's a mom she tends to be more reserved when in public or doing a photo spread. Not to suggest that Kate's a prude now. She's just not as inclined toward the kind of display her competition is.

Even if she's not always been comfortable showing her lovely body in some of the nude scenes she's done, Salma is still usually the sexy character in a lot of her movies. She's also fairly consistent with her heavy cleavage in most every appearance she gives. Clearly Salma's hotness is never far from the forefront in anything she does, which is a good enough reason to give her the hotness win.

Longevity

Both Kate and Salma have had tremendous success at preserving their lovely bodies after birthing multiple kids. Motherhood conspires to stretch out and deform the female shape we love, but Kate doesn't look like she's suffered any of that and is fairing well at holding back the ravages of time as well. Even after years on the scene, she remains one of the hottest women alive.

Salma's ability to handle time and motherhood is even more impressive considering that she's got almost a decade on Kate and still looks great. Having two kids would tend to mangle many women, particularly women who have had them as late in life as Salma has. Yet she still has one hell of a knockout frame for a mom, for a 46-year-old woman and any woman for that matter.

Salma

I'm sure there will be some who disagree with me on this, but somebody's momma gotta win and Salma is my pick. It's a photo finish win though. Though they're different kinds of women they balance out pretty evenly. As far as MILFs go, you couldn't do much better than either one of these ladies.

That's my pick. Tell us which one you prefer below?
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2:30AM on 01/26/2013

My Votes: Salma

Kate's body is equal to Salma's? Ha-ha-ha. That's a good one, man.
Kate's body is equal to Salma's? Ha-ha-ha. That's a good one, man.
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10:17PM on 12/18/2012
Kate for sure!!!
Kate for sure!!!
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9:26AM on 12/18/2012

kate all the way!

sorry...cant stand hayek. spaniards and mexicans dont mesmerize me. that accent makes want to stab my ears........though i do appreciate salma taking a paycheck to remind us to dreenk yhor meeelk.
sorry...cant stand hayek. spaniards and mexicans dont mesmerize me. that accent makes want to stab my ears........though i do appreciate salma taking a paycheck to remind us to dreenk yhor meeelk.
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3:31AM on 12/18/2012

Don't get this Face off?

Haven't you had Kate in another face off already? I think she is absolutely gorgeous in every way possible, but this one easily goes to Salma Hayek in all departments & I am sucker for a spanish accent, this should have been a Salma & Penelope Cruz face off instead?
Haven't you had Kate in another face off already? I think she is absolutely gorgeous in every way possible, but this one easily goes to Salma Hayek in all departments & I am sucker for a spanish accent, this should have been a Salma & Penelope Cruz face off instead?
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9:27PM on 12/17/2012

La Salma

I have to agree with the previous posters, though: these two hotties are very different tastes. Kate Beckinsale vs. Kate Winslet? Salma Hayek vs. Penelope Cruz?

Or [puts on pedantic hat] put together a Playoffs version of Face Off: start with a bunch of hotties competing against one another (the country thing was a great start) and then the winners battle each other until we crown the Ultimate Face Off Hottie {/pedantic hat]. How does that sound?
I have to agree with the previous posters, though: these two hotties are very different tastes. Kate Beckinsale vs. Kate Winslet? Salma Hayek vs. Penelope Cruz?

Or [puts on pedantic hat] put together a Playoffs version of Face Off: start with a bunch of hotties competing against one another (the country thing was a great start) and then the winners battle each other until we crown the Ultimate Face Off Hottie {/pedantic hat]. How does that sound?
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9:21PM on 12/17/2012

Kate, but....

I feel like these face-offs should be more towards people, movies, etc that are similar. In this one, you are doing two women who are completely different, so when it comes down to it, it is basically which woman you prefer over the other. A true face-off would be two women who are similar. That way, it gives each side an equal opportunity to win. A better face-off would have been Salma Hayek vs. Penelope Cruz or Kate Beckinsale vs. Milla Jovovich.
I feel like these face-offs should be more towards people, movies, etc that are similar. In this one, you are doing two women who are completely different, so when it comes down to it, it is basically which woman you prefer over the other. A true face-off would be two women who are similar. That way, it gives each side an equal opportunity to win. A better face-off would have been Salma Hayek vs. Penelope Cruz or Kate Beckinsale vs. Milla Jovovich.
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7:07PM on 12/17/2012

Umm

Not to be "that guy" on the interweb BUT How did these two get put up against each other?
Not to be "that guy" on the interweb BUT How did these two get put up against each other?
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2:32PM on 12/17/2012
Nah, no way. Kate B IS perfection, she wins every category for me. She also has a better career than Salma.
Nah, no way. Kate B IS perfection, she wins every category for me. She also has a better career than Salma.
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2:17PM on 12/17/2012
The only category KATE doesn't win is longevity , and that's due to the fact Salma's been hanging around longer in the biz . BECKINSALE FTW !!
The only category KATE doesn't win is longevity , and that's due to the fact Salma's been hanging around longer in the biz . BECKINSALE FTW !!
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2:06PM on 12/17/2012

Agreed

Salma wins this one, her movies are generally better since Beckinsale has never really been in anything worth seeing. Salma's body is better also.
Salma wins this one, her movies are generally better since Beckinsale has never really been in anything worth seeing. Salma's body is better also.
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2:03PM on 12/17/2012
KATE ALL THE WAY
KATE ALL THE WAY
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12:59PM on 12/17/2012

Gimme Salma
Gimme Salma
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12:54PM on 12/17/2012
You had to pick the two actresses that I'm least into. :(
*flips coin* Kate.
You had to pick the two actresses that I'm least into. :(
*flips coin* Kate.
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11:01AM on 12/17/2012
Kate is hot but Salma is perfection.
Kate is hot but Salma is perfection.
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10:04AM on 12/17/2012
How in earth can you give a tie in the Body aspect???? Salma Hayek has a P-E-R-F-E-C-T body. Kate Beckinsale's body is fit but she has no ass. Kate wins btw.
How in earth can you give a tie in the Body aspect???? Salma Hayek has a P-E-R-F-E-C-T body. Kate Beckinsale's body is fit but she has no ass. Kate wins btw.
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6:16AM on 12/17/2012

Salma Hayek

I have a thing for curvy latinas and Salma is the very best. I've grown to really like Kate as well but even she is no match for this latina goddess.
I have a thing for curvy latinas and Salma is the very best. I've grown to really like Kate as well but even she is no match for this latina goddess.
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4:03AM on 12/17/2012
Completely Disagree. I think Kate takes it in every category with utter ease. I think she's easily one of the most beautiful and gorgeous women ever. Salma has never really done anything for me.
Completely Disagree. I think Kate takes it in every category with utter ease. I think she's easily one of the most beautiful and gorgeous women ever. Salma has never really done anything for me.
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3:54AM on 12/17/2012

Disagree

Kate Beckinsale all the way. As far as MILFs go though go, I think that Mary-Louise Parker should be featured in a future "Vs.", should there ever be one. She is quite hot and sexy for a 48 year old woman with two kids!
Kate Beckinsale all the way. As far as MILFs go though go, I think that Mary-Louise Parker should be featured in a future "Vs.", should there ever be one. She is quite hot and sexy for a 48 year old woman with two kids!
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2:47AM on 12/17/2012
Easily Salma. In all aspects.
Easily Salma. In all aspects.
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2:47AM on 12/17/2012
Well, it's a matter of personal preference of course, but Kate Beckinsale definitely wins for me.
Well, it's a matter of personal preference of course, but Kate Beckinsale definitely wins for me.
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1:28AM on 12/17/2012

Longevity?

Um, ok. In any case you're wrong about this one too. Salma is lovely but Kate wins over pretty much anyone.
Um, ok. In any case you're wrong about this one too. Salma is lovely but Kate wins over pretty much anyone.
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