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Face Off: Keri Russell vs. Jennifer Garner

Jul. 7, 2014by: Droz

Pretty solid win for Olivia Munn over Kaley Cuoco in last week's Face Off. You'll get no arguments from me. Kaley is no slouch as a hottie, but I think Liv outclasses her just a tad.

Keri Russell is starring in the next installment of the PLANET OF THE APES this week, helping to take a franchise I always found rather cheesy and transform it into an impressive set of sci-fi action movies. The last one was great and this new one looks even better. Keri still looks pretty good too. I've had a thing for her ever since her curly hair days on Felicity. That wasn't my kind of show, even though Keri totally was. Her competitor this week, Jennifer Garner, is also a Felicity vet. She's another I've been known to go back and forth about. So they got that stuff in common. Now we just have to choose which of these Felicity hotties is more fetching. Give them your felicitations below.

Beauty

Back in her Felicity days, Keri had a quality that made her the stand out beauty, which is probably why they made her Felicity. Like a lot of people, I was smitten with that curly hair. Some folks thought cutting off and straightening that hair had a Sampson-like effect on her, but years later, now a mom and a wife, she still looks good to me. She's become the prettiest MILF at the soccer pitch or the play date. Some things change and some stay the same.

I've never really had much of a thing for Jennifer, at least as far as this category is concerned. That feels kind of mean to say, because she seems like a nice person. I don't think she's hideous or anything like that. Her particular combination of features have simply never done anything for me. Maybe that's a flaw on my part, but there it is nonetheless.

Body

Keri has always had an impressive body to go along with her beautiful face. Hers is not the exploding out of her clothes kind of body, but it's a beautiful one anyway. Years and two kids later, Keri's still got a fantastic frame. That must mean she's hot from head to toe, at least in my eye.

I might not be much for Jennifer's looks, but it's clear she's rocking a tight bod. Think of her days on Alias and in the otherwise abominable ELEKTRA. Pretty good show and a shitty movie for certain, but damn if she wasn't totally ripped in both of them. Much like Keri, Jen is still well put together, even after kids and the passage of time. Nice to see these two remain so intact.

Hotness

Beautiful face, beautiful body - those are usually good prerequisites for my vote in this category. Keri also seems like a cool person, which is another area that influences who I find hot. I appreciate how she likes to come along with a sexy magazine spread now and again. Then there's the nostalgia factor. All these add up nicely to complete my vote here.

I suppose some of my no vote here comes from the lack of communication Jen and I have in the looks department. That's something I've never been able to get past and probably never will. She does have that superior body, but it's been a while since she made use of it. Jennifer seems more inclined to being taken seriously as an actress and a mom than as a sex symbol. That's fine, but it doesn't help her here.

Career

I like Keri in her show The Americans. Unfortunately that's probably the first thing I've seen her do in awhile that's made some significant waves. DARK SKIES was okay, as were a few of the smaller roles she's done in the last decade or so. I was especially moved by her small but affecting role in MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 3. Still, her opponent is more high profile here, more routinely seen in big league stuff. It's only fair we acknowledge that.

Jennifer seems to be angling for a rep as the supporting cast member other folks play off of in their bid for an Oscar. Such roles have kept Jennifer in the A-list for some time now. Those and her newly christened batty husband. Will Jennifer ever win an Oscar of her own? I guess anything is possible. Though I doubt it. She'll most likely have to remain content with choice supporting roles, which isn't so bad if you think about it. Anyway, it's all sufficient to earn her a win here.

Keri

Jennifer seems like a sweetheart of a person, but inner beauty only goes so far around here. Keri's been my thing for a long time. I can't say the same for Jennifer. So there's where I'm at.

Just one man's opinion. What are your thoughts?
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11:08PM on 07/20/2014

WTF?

They're both OK actresses and seem like nice people, but neither one is a sexpot. Although breastless Keri Russell has always been very cute, her scrawny body doesn't send pulses racing. Jennifer Garner isn't as pretty, and has her own WonderBra issues, but her long-legged hard body promises good times ahead. Still, these two are more like the sexiest moms on your block, but not in your neighborhood.
They're both OK actresses and seem like nice people, but neither one is a sexpot. Although breastless Keri Russell has always been very cute, her scrawny body doesn't send pulses racing. Jennifer Garner isn't as pretty, and has her own WonderBra issues, but her long-legged hard body promises good times ahead. Still, these two are more like the sexiest moms on your block, but not in your neighborhood.
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11:53PM on 07/16/2014
Who does this shit man fuck outta here jennifer all the way
Who does this shit man fuck outta here jennifer all the way
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10:21AM on 07/10/2014
hahaha no way Keri is ahead of Garner either in career or looks. Keri is cute but she has too many manly features
hahaha no way Keri is ahead of Garner either in career or looks. Keri is cute but she has too many manly features
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10:43PM on 07/09/2014

Keri has a slight edge

More approachable and she has better hair.
More approachable and she has better hair.
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8:55PM on 07/08/2014

This column is fucking stupid!

How can you be the judge when you are clearly biased? That being said, Jennifer Garner never did it for me either until I saw Juno, which she was not sexy in, but something made me really like her in that, and since I have very much liked her.
How can you be the judge when you are clearly biased? That being said, Jennifer Garner never did it for me either until I saw Juno, which she was not sexy in, but something made me really like her in that, and since I have very much liked her.
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11:14PM on 07/07/2014

No Contest

This wasn't a fair competition: as you clearly state, Jen Garner isn't even in the Sexy Game. Just as she has accepted her fate as the Go-To Supporting Actress of Oscar Winning Males, she seems to be content with the Mommy Role. She wears too many Granny Jeans to ever be taken serious in the Hottie department--which is a shame, since she had so much potential in Alias and (the horrible) Electra.
Keri on the other hand, seems to be re-emerging from hibernation: she's a very sexy spy on The
This wasn't a fair competition: as you clearly state, Jen Garner isn't even in the Sexy Game. Just as she has accepted her fate as the Go-To Supporting Actress of Oscar Winning Males, she seems to be content with the Mommy Role. She wears too many Granny Jeans to ever be taken serious in the Hottie department--which is a shame, since she had so much potential in Alias and (the horrible) Electra.
Keri on the other hand, seems to be re-emerging from hibernation: she's a very sexy spy on The Americans--using her body to seduce secrets out of repressed, Reagan-era government officials. And, let's not forget the bottoms-up scene with her fake husband/spy partner. No doubt that scene has worn out plenty of freeze-frames on DVRs across America.
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10:16PM on 07/07/2014

Why bother putting the verdict all the way down...

... if the winner will always be the Hottie of the Week, which is right next to Hotness? Anyway, I prefer Jennifer.
... if the winner will always be the Hottie of the Week, which is right next to Hotness? Anyway, I prefer Jennifer.
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4:44PM on 07/07/2014

Jennifer Garner all the way

Jennifer Garner, no doubt
Jennifer Garner, no doubt
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4:17PM on 07/07/2014

Garner

By far
By far
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2:30PM on 07/07/2014

Not even close....

Keri in a landslide. Just watch her in The Babysitter's Seduction and that bikini scene.....her ass is perfect for such a skinny girl! Yeah, no breasts, but she's epically hot and can easily pull off innocent beauty as well.
Keri in a landslide. Just watch her in The Babysitter's Seduction and that bikini scene.....her ass is perfect for such a skinny girl! Yeah, no breasts, but she's epically hot and can easily pull off innocent beauty as well.
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1:56PM on 07/07/2014
Agreed on all results. Keri FTW.
Agreed on all results. Keri FTW.
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1:13PM on 07/07/2014
If you asked me this 10 years ago, I would have had to go with Jennifer Garner on this one, because unfortunately I didn't even really know of Keri Russell before The Americans. Jennifer Garner though, she was once one of my all time favorite hotties when I was a teen thanks to movies like Daredevil. However, thanks to the Americans I am now very familiar with Keri Russell and her amazing ass, while Jennifer has fallen off my radar for years now. Not to mention, if you ask me Keri Russell now
If you asked me this 10 years ago, I would have had to go with Jennifer Garner on this one, because unfortunately I didn't even really know of Keri Russell before The Americans. Jennifer Garner though, she was once one of my all time favorite hotties when I was a teen thanks to movies like Daredevil. However, thanks to the Americans I am now very familiar with Keri Russell and her amazing ass, while Jennifer has fallen off my radar for years now. Not to mention, if you ask me Keri Russell now looks more sexy and gorgeous than she ever has, that goes for her looks, and that fantastic body of hers. So I have to choose her for this one, but
I got to say though, if she still had that same very curly hair style as her younger days, I wouldn't be able to choose her at all, because I hate curly hair in general, but especially curly hair like that. So needless to say I am glad she has left that shit for a much more sexy style, because she looks much better with her hair straight, or wavy, or lightly curly, but I can't do that super curly crap.
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12:30PM on 07/07/2014
Definitely Keri. Jennifer is pretty, but Keri is simply gorgeous.
Definitely Keri. Jennifer is pretty, but Keri is simply gorgeous.
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12:23PM on 07/07/2014
Jennifer Garner. Never really found Keri Russell sexy. Cute at times, yes, but I've definitely found Jennifer Garner sexy.
Jennifer Garner. Never really found Keri Russell sexy. Cute at times, yes, but I've definitely found Jennifer Garner sexy.
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11:58AM on 07/07/2014
You were picking Keri before you even wrote this thing. Jennifer is way hotter than this chick. Hands down
You were picking Keri before you even wrote this thing. Jennifer is way hotter than this chick. Hands down
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11:30AM on 07/07/2014
Garner for me.

Keri has never really done much for me. Garner on the other hand had a great period during a couple of years with Alias and Catch Me If You Can where she was smoking hot.
Garner for me.

Keri has never really done much for me. Garner on the other hand had a great period during a couple of years with Alias and Catch Me If You Can where she was smoking hot.
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11:05AM on 07/07/2014
Keri
Keri
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9:43AM on 07/07/2014
I like both but I think Jennifer Garner should've won. I'm not a fan of curly hair. But even with Keri Russell's straight hair, I still like Jennifer Garner more. She had amazing hotness versatility in 'Alias' and her film roles.
I like both but I think Jennifer Garner should've won. I'm not a fan of curly hair. But even with Keri Russell's straight hair, I still like Jennifer Garner more. She had amazing hotness versatility in 'Alias' and her film roles.
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7:56AM on 07/07/2014

Keri.

Keri, no question. I'm not usually a fan of skinnier women but damn if she isn't something special.
Keri, no question. I'm not usually a fan of skinnier women but damn if she isn't something special.
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6:42AM on 07/07/2014
Garner in Invention of Lying was smokin, can't say Russell ever sparked my interest that much before. I'd say Garner, and although horribly miscast for Elektra, she looked sexy in both DD and her crappy solo move, whole time.

Jen wins.
Garner in Invention of Lying was smokin, can't say Russell ever sparked my interest that much before. I'd say Garner, and although horribly miscast for Elektra, she looked sexy in both DD and her crappy solo move, whole time.

Jen wins.
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6:14AM on 07/07/2014
Keri Russell for me. Been a fan of her since Felicity. She was very hot and cute then and is still very hot and cute now. Ms. Russell is very cute in Austenland.
Keri Russell for me. Been a fan of her since Felicity. She was very hot and cute then and is still very hot and cute now. Ms. Russell is very cute in Austenland.
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6:07AM on 07/07/2014
Keri Russell, please.
Keri Russell, please.
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5:54AM on 07/07/2014
Dis. Agree.
Jen gots it goins on.
Dis. Agree.
Jen gots it goins on.
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5:36AM on 07/07/2014

Keri Russell

I usually don't like really skinny girls with no boobs but there is just something about Keri.
I usually don't like really skinny girls with no boobs but there is just something about Keri.
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