Last time on the Face Off, Heather Graham won with a clear majority over Amanda Seyfried. I think that's a fair assessment of the situation. Heather has had a good amount of success as an actress and a hottie, though she's also got 15 years seniority over Amanda. Maybe in 15 years Amanda will have measured up to her. We'll have to wait and see.
This week presents an interesting opportunity. We have two hotties here who have earned a ton of love and desire from the Moviehotties crew. Both are friends and occasional co-stars. Both have movies in contention for box office dominance this week. Seems like a good time to put Lyndsy Fonseca and Amber Heard up against one another and see if there's any hope of picking a definitive winner between them. So which one do you got?
Amber has lots of great aspects, but her lovely face is probably my favorite thing about her. She really is a beautiful woman, made even more so when she's doing the minimal thing with her makeup. With others it's often the other way around, but I like her best when she's keeping it au natural. Hers is beauty that comes naturally, which is my favorite kind of beauty.
Lyndsy is quite a stunner as well, there's no doubt about that. My favorite feature on her, above the neck anyway, are her eyes - big, blue beauties equally capable of reflecting innocence, lust, anger, sweetness and every other kind of emotion. Lyndsy's just fun to look at, no matter how she's feeling about things.
This one is another split decision for me. It's been well covered on this site how insanely well built Amber is. She's really outshining many other hotties in this area. She's got everything in proportion. Nothing out of place, nothing of an unseemly large or small size on her. She's just how I'd have her be. Wouldn't change anything.
Same situation with Lyndsy. I can't think of anything about her body that isn't just about perfect. If there's any complaint I can make, it's that she could probably show it off a bit more, but that's an argument for another category. As far as this category goes, these two are a fairly even matched in my view.
Just look at that picture above. There's a barely tamed sexual beast hiding behind those come hither eyes, just begging to go crazy all over whatever genitalia you happen to own on your person. That's the great thing about Amber - everyone can get an invite to the her sex party. Guys, girls, it's all good. Well, maybe not everyone. I know I'd never have a shot there, but that's okay. Amber could just as easily knock back a few beers and talk about muscle cars and action movies all night. And that kind of guy friendly attitude bears a hotness all its own.
Tough call on this one. I don't think there are many folks out there who would argue against Lyndsy's capacities for hotness. She's clearly bursting at the seams with sex appeal. However, she is missing the vital rug-munching lifestyle component, which leaves her trailing by a slight margin. Interestingly enough, Lyndsy did engage in a brief lesbian kiss in a movie called REMEMBER THE DAZE, which also starred one Amber Heard. I wonder if Amber gave her any pointers on set before hand. Hmmm, that paints a pretty picture in my mind.
Yet another tie game for me here. These two ladies have both done stuff I like and don't like, stuff I've seen and haven't seen, had their fair share of hits and misses. Amber was doing a lot of supporting work up until about 3 years ago, when she started to get more meatier roles. That was also when she went public with her lesbian lifestyle. Coincidence? Maybe, maybe not. Doesn't seemed to have hurt her though, as the leading roles keep coming for her.
Kind of the same situation for Lyndsy in that it was mostly supporting work until she got KICK ASS around 3 years ago. That opened the door to much more substantial work, like her role as Alex on the CW spy show Nikita, which stands as one of the few reasons I've had to DVR anything off that channel. Who knows if being a lesbian like Amber would have helped her movie career, but I like what she brings to the shows and movies she does anyway. She's got a quality I enjoy. And she's easy on the eyes, which is always welcome.
Tough call here, but Amber's fondness for the ladies gives her the ever so slight edge necessary to earn my overall vote. Though Lyndsy did just get a divorce. Maybe her negative experiences there will drive her into the arms of her old friend Amber. Let's all cross our fingers and hope for that to happen. We can never have enough knock out lesbian couples in Hollywood.