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Face Off: Michelle Rodriguez vs. Jordana Brewster

May. 20, 2013by: Droz

Another pitched battle in our previous Face Off episode between Elizabeth Banks and Kristen Bell. In the end, Ms. Banks won the day by a 24 to 16 vote, but a lot of you were pretty agonized about your choice. I'm with my girl Cherry on this one. I like them both, for different reasons.

Well we've got another FAST AND FURIOUS movie coming out this week. Perfect opportunity to put this franchise's two veteran hotties against each other and see how they compare. It's been a long time since the first movie came out and both Michelle Rodriguez and Jordana Brewster have come and gone from the F&F loop in that time. Still, they both clearly have a fondness for their characters Letty and Mia, to the point that even death is insufficient to prevent them from returning - sort of like a Star Trek with muscle cars. Now all we have to do is decide which one of these fast babes makes your heart beat faster. So who you got?

Beauty

I shall abstain from voting here, because I'm just not feeling either of these ladies' beauty. They're not ugly. It's not like I can't look at them or that I'm disgusted with them. We've all got a face in our minds that we find particularly appealing and neither of these girls really conforms to the one in my head. Michelle is well known for wearing a grim scowl in a lot of her movies that's well suited to her often in-your-face characters. It doesn't work for me. Then again, her smile doesn't work for me either because I'm so used to her scowling all the time that a smile looks out of place on her. I guess I just like a happier, gentler sort of face.

Jordana isn't above a smile, but there's something happening there that doesn't work well for me either. Maybe it's how skinny she's become over the years. I probably would have given this one to her back when she was younger and softer in the first movie. She's way too severe for my softer face demands now.

Body

So maybe I don't find Michelle the most beautiful woman out there, but I do enjoy her body. Girl is rockin' a sweet little frame that's plenty trim and athletic, but not to the point that she becomes either bony or too muscular. Michelle might be a little severe on screen, but she's got enough of a womanly look about her body to keep me happy. Though I suspect you'd have to approach her with caution. Girl looks like she could put a hurtin' on a guy with that powerful frame.

As far as Jordana goes here, it comes down to her being just a little thin for my tastes. She's not too bad there. I've seen worse as far as skinny bodies go. She's got a little bit of roundness to her in key areas which I can appreciate. This is just one of those categories where, given either option, I have to go with the other one.

Hotness

Let's face it - Michelle Rodriguez is kinda scary. She's definitely not the sort to be f*cked with. There's something alluring about that kind of woman, but also intimidating. She's like a human thrill sport. Only instead of dangling precariously from extreme heights or risking imminent death from collisions with heavy machinery, Michelle could just flat out hurt you. That adds a bit of raw adrenaline to the whole courtship process that a lot of guys rarely get to experience.

I'm giving Jordana the tie vote here because I think there's also something to be said for the less aggressive approach. I mean, Jordana might be the aggressive type, I don't know. She doesn't seem that way to me. I find just as much hotness in a more diminutive woman as I find in aggressive types. I suppose they both appeal to different aspects of a guy, yet neither is more or less appealing to me.

Career

Michelle got her start with movies like THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS and GIRLFIGHT, then went on to some good and bad stuff. You might like or dislike the RESIDENT EVIL movies. I'm pretty sure everyone was a fan of AVATAR. One could call her a bit of a one-trick pony, as she quite often plays the same sort of ass-kicking, aggressive woman in most of the movies she's does. Then again, she does it pretty well and I have yet to grow tired of her routine thus far.

Jordanna's resume doesn't have as much stuff to interest me. Although I did kind of enjoy D.E.B.S., for obvious reasons. She's done a lot of TV shows that I never watched and movies that didn't interest me. Even in the F&F movies, her character MIa seems to have reached a point of irrelevancy. It wouldn't surprise me if they find a way to bump her off, either in this upcoming movie or the subsequent sequels.

Michelle

Look at that grimace. Michelle is going to kick your ass. Though I suspect an ass-kicking from Michelle wouldn't be all that different from hitting the sack with Michelle. Girl's not messing around with anything. Gotta respect that. You had better respect that.

Anyway, that's what I think. Which one is your pick?
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7:45PM on 05/21/2013

Jordana

Granted, she could gain a pound or two. But she has a good mix of innocent and naughty. In comparison, Michelle is just a generic beauty.

By the way, why no mention of LOST in the "career" part? It's one of Michelle's highs.
Granted, she could gain a pound or two. But she has a good mix of innocent and naughty. In comparison, Michelle is just a generic beauty.

By the way, why no mention of LOST in the "career" part? It's one of Michelle's highs.
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1:32PM on 05/21/2013

the mexican always loses...

...there you go.
...there you go.
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12:33PM on 05/21/2013

Jordana for me

As far as acting ability and career goes, Michelle gets the nod since Jordanna has done nothing as excellent as "Girlfight" in her career, (although i doubt the part was much of a stretch for michelle). Michelle would no doubt be a monster in the sack, but she comes off a bit too tough and New Jersey butch for my personal tastes. I prefer a woman who is softer and more femme, with a slighter frame. Neither one really does it for me though. Jordana has no upper lip and her eyebrows are too
As far as acting ability and career goes, Michelle gets the nod since Jordanna has done nothing as excellent as "Girlfight" in her career, (although i doubt the part was much of a stretch for michelle). Michelle would no doubt be a monster in the sack, but she comes off a bit too tough and New Jersey butch for my personal tastes. I prefer a woman who is softer and more femme, with a slighter frame. Neither one really does it for me though. Jordana has no upper lip and her eyebrows are too bushy, but still I prefer her overall style and type. She is taller (5'7" vs. Michelle's 5'5") and although she is thin, she hasnt quite gotten to that disgustingly skinny/boney territory.
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11:39AM on 05/21/2013

wholly shit

Props on finding a pick of M. Rod where she is smiling. She's just a little too scowly for me.
Props on finding a pick of M. Rod where she is smiling. She's just a little too scowly for me.
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10:31AM on 05/21/2013

Michelle

Jordana's pretty but way too skinny. It usually comes down to tit size and Michelle has more to squeeze.
Jordana's pretty but way too skinny. It usually comes down to tit size and Michelle has more to squeeze.
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1:23AM on 05/21/2013
I agree on Michelle because it does look lie Jordana has had some facial work done, plus MIchelle is from the same city I live in :)
I agree on Michelle because it does look lie Jordana has had some facial work done, plus MIchelle is from the same city I live in :)
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10:38PM on 05/20/2013

Nah....

Brewster, no doubt about it!
Brewster, no doubt about it!
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7:46PM on 05/20/2013
I really dig Michelle , but it's Jordana Brewster for me .
I really dig Michelle , but it's Jordana Brewster for me .
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+10
3:43PM on 05/20/2013

Jordana Brewster...

...is hands down my pick for this. I've always thought she was hot and a very underappreciated actress. Don't get me wrong, I love Michelle Rodriguez, but she's always come off a little to butch for me, as far as sex appeal goes.
...is hands down my pick for this. I've always thought she was hot and a very underappreciated actress. Don't get me wrong, I love Michelle Rodriguez, but she's always come off a little to butch for me, as far as sex appeal goes.
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2:41PM on 05/20/2013

Michelle

Damn...I was going to vote for Jordana, but the minute I saw that picture with black oily Michelle Rodriguez I changed my mind! XD
Damn...I was going to vote for Jordana, but the minute I saw that picture with black oily Michelle Rodriguez I changed my mind! XD
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2:19PM on 05/20/2013

I always thought these faceoffs were meant to be--

--more dispassionate and objective so that people could find some common ground to agree OR disagree with the points that either side is being judged on. If you're going to judge each side with a singular point of view of what only-you like, then that takes a lot of people out of the conversation and null and voids any debate as to why one side deserves the vote more than another. There have been more than a few times where I disagreed with the verdict, but I could not ignore the points that
--more dispassionate and objective so that people could find some common ground to agree OR disagree with the points that either side is being judged on. If you're going to judge each side with a singular point of view of what only-you like, then that takes a lot of people out of the conversation and null and voids any debate as to why one side deserves the vote more than another. There have been more than a few times where I disagreed with the verdict, but I could not ignore the points that were given to get there and I had to agree with the score, regardless of which side I liked better. But this particular vote had a few moments where your personal preference was the only deciding factor, so that's like me arguing that oranges are better than apples cause I "said so" -- either way, these segments are fun--I was just hoping that the point system was something a little more consistent so we have some basis to agree or disagree with you...for this one, I can't argue either way.
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4:15PM on 05/20/2013
Everything I post is one man's opinion. Just like how when you comment here, that's all your opinion. Everyone should feel perfectly justified about disagreeing if they feel that way, but there has never been anything about this column that was objective.
Everything I post is one man's opinion. Just like how when you comment here, that's all your opinion. Everyone should feel perfectly justified about disagreeing if they feel that way, but there has never been anything about this column that was objective.
1:29PM on 05/20/2013

I gotta to go with the softer one. (Brewster)

Michelle always looks like she wants to kick my ass.

Michelle always looks like she wants to kick my ass.

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1:08PM on 05/20/2013

Jordana Brewster

Have loved her and her beauty ever since The Faculty. Very underrated beauty and more much appealing than Rodriguez.
Have loved her and her beauty ever since The Faculty. Very underrated beauty and more much appealing than Rodriguez.
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12:52PM on 05/20/2013
If Gal Gadot were on here she would have my vote, she is one smoking hot Israeli, and she looked so good in that bikini in fast five. She is perfect, she can be completely badass, and not seem manly at all, and she definitely seems like she could master you in the bed room. However, due to the lack thereof, Jordana Brewster has my vote. Unlike Gal Gadot, Michelle Rodriguez in my opinion, can sometimes come off as a little to manly for me.
If Gal Gadot were on here she would have my vote, she is one smoking hot Israeli, and she looked so good in that bikini in fast five. She is perfect, she can be completely badass, and not seem manly at all, and she definitely seems like she could master you in the bed room. However, due to the lack thereof, Jordana Brewster has my vote. Unlike Gal Gadot, Michelle Rodriguez in my opinion, can sometimes come off as a little to manly for me.
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12:51PM on 05/20/2013

Michelle

Back in the day, yeah Jordana might've been prettier, but Michelle has always had a presence that you can't ignore. That alone gives her the edge.
Back in the day, yeah Jordana might've been prettier, but Michelle has always had a presence that you can't ignore. That alone gives her the edge.
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11:55AM on 05/20/2013
Michelle
Michelle
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11:52AM on 05/20/2013
Jordana Brewster for me. And yes, as Jedd the Jedi said, Gal Gadot as well.
Jordana Brewster for me. And yes, as Jedd the Jedi said, Gal Gadot as well.
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11:49AM on 05/20/2013
These two are great, but let's show some love for Gal Gadot around here!
These two are great, but let's show some love for Gal Gadot around here!
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11:08AM on 05/20/2013

Tie

Jordana is supremely stunning and should have won for beauty which would have made this a tie.
Jordana is supremely stunning and should have won for beauty which would have made this a tie.
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9:55AM on 05/20/2013
DEEEEEZ NUTZ. just felt like saying that. i think they both are nice.
DEEEEEZ NUTZ. just felt like saying that. i think they both are nice.
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9:52AM on 05/20/2013

Give me a Brew!

Yeah, my vote is for Jordana. I go through waves of liking Michelle Rodriguez, and I'm just not there right now. Jordana I've always had a thing for, ever since the Faculty.
Yeah, my vote is for Jordana. I go through waves of liking Michelle Rodriguez, and I'm just not there right now. Jordana I've always had a thing for, ever since the Faculty.
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8:44AM on 05/20/2013

Michelle

easily
easily
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8:20AM on 05/20/2013
Rodriguez...100%. I want a woman who can destroy me and I honestly think she's far better looking than Jordana.
Rodriguez...100%. I want a woman who can destroy me and I honestly think she's far better looking than Jordana.
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+4
7:39AM on 05/20/2013

m-rod!

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4:56AM on 05/20/2013

Jordana

True, Michelle has a better career (despite you are missing the best Jordana movie, The faculty) but Brewster is beautiful, exotic and sexy, and a decent actress, simply underused.
True, Michelle has a better career (despite you are missing the best Jordana movie, The faculty) but Brewster is beautiful, exotic and sexy, and a decent actress, simply underused.
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4:55AM on 05/20/2013

Michelle

Back in the day (circa 'The Faculty') Brewster was a 10 out of 10 for me but has strangely lost her appeal since. Rodriguez on the other hand just seems to grow sexier and sexier.
Back in the day (circa 'The Faculty') Brewster was a 10 out of 10 for me but has strangely lost her appeal since. Rodriguez on the other hand just seems to grow sexier and sexier.
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3:49AM on 05/20/2013

JBrew

Sorry, except for the career I simply cannot agree with this. But I guess that's me, since Michelle does little to nothing for me whilst I do have crush on JBrew since first F&F. Hell, I even watched some Dallas episodes because of her.
Sorry, except for the career I simply cannot agree with this. But I guess that's me, since Michelle does little to nothing for me whilst I do have crush on JBrew since first F&F. Hell, I even watched some Dallas episodes because of her.
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3:29AM on 05/20/2013

MRod

The one thing you can say about her, is that in her movies whether pilot, or assassin or straight up fighter she looks believable. Few actresses can pull that off and not look manish.
The one thing you can say about her, is that in her movies whether pilot, or assassin or straight up fighter she looks believable. Few actresses can pull that off and not look manish.
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