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Face Off: Alison Brie vs. Gillian Jacobs

06.03.2013by: Droz

Elsa Pataky technically defeated Gal Gadot by a single vote in last week's Face Off. I think when it comes down to a single vote, it's as near as makes no difference to a tie in my book. I'm content to say that they're evenly matched as hotties and leave it at that.

My main girl Cherry Liquor declared her appreciation for Gillian Jacobs over her Community co-star Alison Brie last week. That's a bold stance, considering the following Alison and her tits have around the intertubes. As a group, ya'll were rather torn over Cherry's opinion. Some agreed with Cherry. Some went with Alison. Some couldn't decide. Alright, well, here's a chance to get down to the finer points of these two hotties and decide which of them is the hotter of the pair. Who shall you go with?

Beauty

Alison has an amazing face. She's got that sweet, bright-eyed, pixie quality that a lot of guy's love. She also has beautiful lips, skin, hair - basically the whole package. Add to all that a really sexy voice. That last one might not be the most obvious thing when compiling lists of hottie attributes, but there's nothing quite like a sexy voice whispering in your ear to get one ready, willing and able in a hurry. I'd love to hear Alison's whispered secrets some time.

Gillian is no slouch in the beauty department either. She's got all those things I just gushed over with Alison in fairly equal proportions. The fact that the two of them are so similar is probably why they work so well together as actresses on Community. Though I do prefer Gillian with her brunette hair. It works better on her. That's a small gripe though. Overall, I find these two evenly matched in this area.

Body

Yeah, I'm going with the boobies here. Those babies are at least half of the reason why Alison has the following she has. The rest of her is great as well, but it's those especially bouncy babies that are the stuff of anigif legend. Unfortunately we have yet to see them in toto, though I get the feeling such a thing is only one really juicy role away. Let's hope Alison gets that role real soon.

It's interesting that there's not much distinguishing Alison and Gillian's bodies, except for those aforementioned tits of Alison's. Other than that, they're fairly similarly built. Gillian's boobs are nothing to be upset about. I'd be perfectly content with what she's got by nature. Still, if it came down to having only of these two bodies to have my way with, it would have to be Alison's. Big boobs - they can be the deciding factor.

Hotness

The fact that I love Alison's beautiful face, great body and huge tits might make you think giving her the hotness vote would be a lock for me, right? Truth be told, I've never connected with Alison's attempts at being sexy. She does the freaky slut thing on Community a lot, but it doesn't always register with me. Even with the exploding tits, I still think of her as cute and funny rather than hot and sexy. Does that mean I don't want to bang her when her tits are flopping out of some low-cut thing? Obviously not. Still, in a hotness competition, she gets second place for me.

I guess I'm weird, because unlike most of the internet, it's Gillian and her character Britta on Community that I enjoy the most as far as hotness goes. I tend to empathize with Britta more. As for Gillian herself, I don't have that cuteness issue with Gillian, so I can appreciate her physical and sensual attributes more. Also, I'm pretty sure Gillian is the only one of these two who's done this NSFW thing.

Career

Going over their IMDB pages, I can't see much of a difference between these two. They both started out around the same time, have had similar training and schooling, have both done some TV and movies. They both play mostly supporting characters in the stuff they do and they both look to be fairly busy. Doesn't seem fair to say that one is any better than the other here, so I wont.

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IT'S A TIE!

It's quite possible my tie vote is merely an excuse to use the above picture here. I regret nothing. I'd have either one of these ladies with little hesitation. I leave it to you to decide which one wins.

Anyway, that's what I think. Which one is your pick?
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9:16AM on 06/06/2013

Tips to Brie

They're both great actresses, chameleons, really, who can disappear into their parts. They're both genuinely funny and both smoking hot in dissimilar ways. Jacobs is wafer thin with no boobs and a WASPy blonde look, while Brie is voluptuous and very JAP-y. I like both for different reasons and tip it to Brie for her youth (I'm closer to her age) but otherwise it's a draw.
They're both great actresses, chameleons, really, who can disappear into their parts. They're both genuinely funny and both smoking hot in dissimilar ways. Jacobs is wafer thin with no boobs and a WASPy blonde look, while Brie is voluptuous and very JAP-y. I like both for different reasons and tip it to Brie for her youth (I'm closer to her age) but otherwise it's a draw.
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8:01PM on 06/03/2013

Alison Brie

Alison Brie for sure.
Alison Brie for sure.
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7:39PM on 06/03/2013

I'm with most of you...

Alison Brie. Quite easily in fact.
Alison Brie. Quite easily in fact.
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6:36PM on 06/03/2013

Gillian

Brie's a hottie for sure but her acting annoys me. Gillian seems like the total package.
Brie's a hottie for sure but her acting annoys me. Gillian seems like the total package.
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5:44PM on 06/03/2013

This is a really tough one to think about...

Brie with the SLIGHT edge. Jacobs has better eyes though and there have been times on "Community" where I have felt Britta looked better
Brie with the SLIGHT edge. Jacobs has better eyes though and there have been times on "Community" where I have felt Britta looked better
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5:15PM on 06/03/2013

Gillian Jacobs

FOR THIS!!!

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FOR THIS!!!

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2:55PM on 06/03/2013

Alison all the way!

No competition for me at all.
No competition for me at all.
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2:52PM on 06/03/2013
Brie, because of her mad rapping skillz.
Brie, because of her mad rapping skillz.
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1:51PM on 06/03/2013

It's Brie Time Baby!!!

I dig Gillian but Alison is a goddess.
I dig Gillian but Alison is a goddess.
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1:42PM on 06/03/2013

It's not a tie

Brie takes this handily, I like Jacobs and all but Brie is perfect.
Brie takes this handily, I like Jacobs and all but Brie is perfect.
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1:21PM on 06/03/2013
Alison Brie [link]
Alison Brie [link]
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1:16PM on 06/03/2013
Both are beautiful and funny as hell, but Allison Brie wins it for me. Not too many ladies can compete with her.
Both are beautiful and funny as hell, but Allison Brie wins it for me. Not too many ladies can compete with her.
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12:29PM on 06/03/2013
Brie over Jacobs but not saying no to either of them.
Brie over Jacobs but not saying no to either of them.
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12:26PM on 06/03/2013

Tie my ass!

Allison Brie all the way. she´s fun and gorgeus ...what else can anyone ask?
Allison Brie all the way. she´s fun and gorgeus ...what else can anyone ask?
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11:10AM on 06/03/2013
Alison Brie. Every category.
Alison Brie. Every category.
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11:08AM on 06/03/2013

Brie

"This is like if Tyson fought an infant."
"This is like if Tyson fought an infant."
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10:04AM on 06/03/2013

Alison Brie

Brie kills it in the personality department, too; she's such a fun person.
Brie kills it in the personality department, too; she's such a fun person.
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9:16AM on 06/03/2013
I gotta agree with the tie.can't decided between the both of them.
I gotta agree with the tie.can't decided between the both of them.
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7:57AM on 06/03/2013
I love them both and can't choose between them. I'll go with a tie as well.
I love them both and can't choose between them. I'll go with a tie as well.
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6:28AM on 06/03/2013
This is a very compelling face off. If only there was some way to fuse the both of them together cosmically. What are the odds that both of them end up in the same study group in the same community college? The world of Community truly must be a perfect one.
This is a very compelling face off. If only there was some way to fuse the both of them together cosmically. What are the odds that both of them end up in the same study group in the same community college? The world of Community truly must be a perfect one.
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4:42AM on 06/03/2013

Alison Brie

about as close to perfection as you can get! Beautiful face & those eyes, greats tits like you say, & long legs.
about as close to perfection as you can get! Beautiful face & those eyes, greats tits like you say, & long legs.
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