As if we didn't have enough reason to check out MACHETE KILLS, it turns out sucker puncher Vanessa Hudgens has been added to the already elaborate cast. Robert Rodriguez, being the lightning-fast director he is, already has Vanessa on set, and it looks like she's playing one of Sofia Vergara's sexy minions. I pray we get to witness the undoing of that huge zipper. Vanessa is definitely trying to stroll away from her HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL fame as quickly as possible (as if those leaked nudes still haven't un-Disney-fied her), and I'm quite anxious to hear her cute voice drop some F-bombs. I was a bit bummed to hear Lady Gaga was joining KILLS (the same way it was unsettling when Lindsay joined the first one), but I'd say between Sofia's sexy corset outfit and this, I'm pretty much hooked, so long as the trailer doesn't disappoint.