Megan Fox, Olivia Wilde and a couple of douchey-looking guys are hanging out at a Maui film festival right now as we speak, which is just like trying to put out a brush fire with gasoline as far as your typical heterosexual male mind goes. Not forgetting that Megan has public confessed to having serious desires for the COWBOYS AND ALIENS actress. Quoting from a recent GQ article, Megan remarks:
"I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl - Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She's mesmerizing."
I'm not sure what that means, but my god, just the possibility of that happening. My mind is literally in overdrive coming up with scenarios, most involving silk teddies and tiptoeing through hallways to the other's hotel suite in the middle of the night...
Okay, I have to excuse myself now.