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Friday Eyegasm: Attack of the curves!

Dec. 3, 2010by: Lester Diamond
Once again, it's time to gawk at the beauty of women. I decided to focus on the kind of curves that force us to do a double take. The "double take" itself, is almost an art form of sorts. Some folks just turn their head like it's on a swivel, but that usually results in either; A: Looking like a pervert to bystanders (old women shake their head in disgust at you), or B: Being caught looking by the woman you're checking out in the first place (you fell into her trap). I prefer to pre-plan my strategy (yes, I'm that calculated in my perversion) when I see a curvy silhouette approaching me. It's usually a stop with a turn, at least 5-10 ft before she passes me. As if I'm looking back for someone, or trying to remember something I left behind. I might even say out loud "Where did it go?" for extra effort. I'm positive women are on to me at least 60% of the time, but at least I give an attempt to class up my gawking. It's the thought that counts, right? Happy Friday and Happy Hour!


Top: Laura Dore


Bottom (from top down): Laura Dore, Shay Maria, Suelyn Medeiros, Bianca Beauchamp, Amazing Annie, Lucy Pinder, Alexia Cortez, Denise Milani

Click on each photo to enlarge!

Extra Tidbit: Do you have a preferred method of being a sly pervert, or do you prefer Caveman style?

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3:36PM on 12/05/2010
That is what my rock garden is missing "Laura Dore." I knew it was missing something. Also Love the Lucy Pinder pick.
That is what my rock garden is missing "Laura Dore." I knew it was missing something. Also Love the Lucy Pinder pick.
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11:35PM on 12/04/2010
Those gigantic tits are disgusting! Especially the tits in the last pic...EWWW!
Those gigantic tits are disgusting! Especially the tits in the last pic...EWWW!
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7:27PM on 12/04/2010
Hideous, fake, heavily and obviously Photoshopped. Like the cheapest, most cartoony male fantasies come to life.
Hideous, fake, heavily and obviously Photoshopped. Like the cheapest, most cartoony male fantasies come to life.
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2:53PM on 12/05/2010
Heh heh, B(o)(o)bies ;{P
Heh heh, B(o)(o)bies ;{P
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11:57AM on 12/04/2010
wow...just wow.
wow...just wow.
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6:28PM on 12/03/2010
I like this idea of Friday Eyegasm. Keep them coming, Mr. Diamond.
I like this idea of Friday Eyegasm. Keep them coming, Mr. Diamond.
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5:58PM on 12/03/2010

Curves Indeed

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1:55PM on 12/03/2010
It's always nice to see Lucy Pinder and Denise Milani.
It's always nice to see Lucy Pinder and Denise Milani.
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