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Aug. 6, 2008by: Cherry Liquor
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As much as I adore Tito Ortiz and as much as I adore the personal marketing campaign that Jenna Jameson successfully conducted in promoting herself as more than your average porn star, something has gone wrong in Hades for this news to be coming out. If you can't get laid on a Hump Day, then you've always got a chance to get a good laugh, right?

Brace yourself for the spawn of Jenna and Tito. That's the word going around, that the former biggest name in porn is knocked up. And considering that she officially retired from porn earlier this year, the kid's a 99% shoo-in to belong to Tito. A source has been quoted as saying, "She had a bunch of meetings and things planned for Fashion Week, including meetings for her own line, but she's postponed everything. She's completely thrilled, this is something she's wanted for a very long time."

I'm torn as to whether or not I want this to be true. On one side, I'm curious as to what manner of freakishness the two of them will pop out. On the other hand, do you all really want to watch 9 month of paparazzi candid shots of Jenna walking around with a pregnant belly? *shudder*

Source: DListed

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9:43AM on 08/07/2008

preggy porn

maybe we will get some Jenna preggy porn. atleast this might put some meat back on her bones.
maybe we will get some Jenna preggy porn. atleast this might put some meat back on her bones.
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11:29PM on 08/06/2008

wow

the kid will probably be able to walk right out.
the kid will probably be able to walk right out.
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9:59PM on 08/06/2008

Good week for Tito..

First, he signs what is said to be the biggest MMA contract ever with Donald Trump's Affliction organization, now this. Congrats to him.
First, he signs what is said to be the biggest MMA contract ever with Donald Trump's Affliction organization, now this. Congrats to him.
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11:05AM on 08/06/2008
good, maybe this will settle her crazy ass down.
good, maybe this will settle her crazy ass down.
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