Oh Gemma Arterton, here I was all ready for a relatively crappy day to unfold, and suddenly your sweet face suddenly appears on my screen. Now I can't help but be happy just to see you in your little see thru lace corset thingy with the bewbs pushed all up. Gotta love the ladies who can light up a room this way. That's a great skill to have. To be able to just perk everyone right up just by showing up - completely alien concept to me. I'm the guy folks go to when they want to wallow in their misery. I really know how to turn someone's bad day into an excuse to commit the seppuku ritual disembowelment, rather than let one more pathetic moment of life pass by...wait a minute, I need to check out Gemma again....
Ahhhh, that's better. Life is good. Love you, Gemma.












More, please.