Sex personification Gemma Arterton was on the Today Show along with her costar Hawkeye, promoting their new movie HANSEL & GRETEL: WITCH HUNTERS, yet another movie taking ridiculous liberties with a classic fairytale, because these have done so very well in the past. I guess they haven't finished scraping the bottom of the barrel for ideas yet. After this fairytale thing I think it's adaptations of ancient Greek tragedies, followed by Egyptian tomb hieroglyphics and finally prehistoric French cave paintings. From there I imagine they'll have to resort to having an original thought. Whatever, at least it probably got Jeremy and Gemma some fat paydays and will no doubt be a nice write off for the studio behind it when it tanks. No matter the quality, it also gives us a nice opportunity to look at Gemma, which is never a bad thing - especially since it looks like she goes through the whole movie wearing tight ass leather pants. On second thought, I take all that back. This movie is genius filmmaking. 10 out of 10.
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