Holy crap. Do any of you male Schmoes understand how HARD it is to look this good in a leather dress? Women all over the world have been trying to squeeze into these things and look like a voluptuous, sensuous creature and most of the time the only ones who can do it without the press describing them as having "rolls" or looking "bloated" are the super-skinny chicks who might look awesome in a pair of tight leather pants but for whom a leather dress emphasizes their angles and jutting bones in all the wrong ways. Gemma Arterton
HAS to be a figment of my imagination. Corned crap on a stick she looks so freaking good every time she steps out to big events and small, I just start wrapping my head around the concept that if it looks too good to be true, it's probably not. Now, since HANSEL & GRETEL just got a DVD/Blu-ray release this week, can I open up to you kind folks and say that I wanted to get biblical with the "siblings" in every way possible? Yum, yum, Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton... (off to take care of my imagination).
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