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Good news: Kate Upton's not on the new SI cover. Weird news: She's in space?

Feb. 14, 2014by: Droz
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They went for a little group action with this year's 50th Anniversary Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover, featuring the likes of Nina Agdal, Lily Aldridge and Chrissy Teigen - all hotties I was hoping would make the cover at some point. Nice to see them all together, doing a little butt fondling of one another. I was starting to get a little worried there for a second about this cover. Not I have anything against Kate Upton (though I would very much like to put something against Kate). They just need some fresh faces on there. A three-peat wouldn't have been good. Though this little subheading at the bottom of the cover intrigues me. Did they really put Kate in space? Were there massive, zero-g tits bouncing around the ISP? I don't think NASA has ever had to contend with that problem, as it seems like most female astronauts aren't carrying around huge racks. If they were, we probably wouldn't still be wondering what sex in space would be like. Let's just hope a stray Upton titty didn't accidentally slap the "eject compartment" button as Kate performed a zero-g spin in the corridor.

Since we've only got one pic right now, why not enjoy a little extra bit of Ms. Agdal letting out a boob on the cover of Editorialist magazine. Nice.

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4:51AM on 02/16/2014
Personally would have gone with just Hannah Davis.
Personally would have gone with just Hannah Davis.
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12:31PM on 02/15/2014

Holy moly!

Talk about a rump roast.
Talk about a rump roast.
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8:48AM on 02/15/2014
wow, I really like this new cover, its sorta of refreshing to see three models then just one that gives the look "See my boobs?", plus these ladies have a good attractivness to them.
wow, I really like this new cover, its sorta of refreshing to see three models then just one that gives the look "See my boobs?", plus these ladies have a good attractivness to them.
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7:21AM on 02/15/2014
I like the cover. Great to see Agdal on here.
I like the cover. Great to see Agdal on here.
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10:05PM on 02/14/2014
Nina and Lily look amazing on the cover, and so much better than another round of Kate Upton, or any round for that matter. I am not the biggest fan of Chrissy, she doesn't do much for me, but she still looks good. Either Lily or Nina would have looked better on the cover than Upton, but to have them both and Chrissy, now that is a big improvement. I imagine they had to resort to zero gravity for Upton, because that is the only way they could photograph her huge boobs without them looking too
Nina and Lily look amazing on the cover, and so much better than another round of Kate Upton, or any round for that matter. I am not the biggest fan of Chrissy, she doesn't do much for me, but she still looks good. Either Lily or Nina would have looked better on the cover than Upton, but to have them both and Chrissy, now that is a big improvement. I imagine they had to resort to zero gravity for Upton, because that is the only way they could photograph her huge boobs without them looking too saggy. I guess it's just too bad zero gravity couldn't do much to help the rest of her. I surely can't see it helping her pudgy stomach, nor her lack of a waistline. They do have photoshop for those things though.
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1:39AM on 02/15/2014
How were you not smothered in the crib? This is a horrible cover, look at that Photoshopped forearm to make her reach over and touch the model on the left. Horrible cover, the girls do not look good in any way shape or form. They pale to Upton in every way in every shoot, let alone how bad they look in this photo. Really this image is horrible.
How were you not smothered in the crib? This is a horrible cover, look at that Photoshopped forearm to make her reach over and touch the model on the left. Horrible cover, the girls do not look good in any way shape or form. They pale to Upton in every way in every shoot, let alone how bad they look in this photo. Really this image is horrible.
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