Another Monday, another posting of some pointless red carpet event where people put on fancy dresses to get free swag and perhaps their pictures in US Weekly. Thus is the case with TWILIGHT actress Ashley Greene, I suspect, as she struts her pushed-up bewbied self at the Rock & Republic Robertson Store Opening Party. Nice smile, decent gams but I would worry about the cleavage being magical false advertising. You know the chick's bra was super powerful when you get a chance to lick her nipple and it tastes like deodorant after she laid on her back and it rolled to the side. Oh, that's just horrible... I'm sorry.