Speaking of sexy Aussies, how does a single Miranda Kerr strike you? Sounds pretty good to me. Not that I would ever have a shot there, but at least I don't have to think about her banging Orlando Bloom anymore. Seems that Ms. Kerr has decided her pretty boy pirate elf hubby just wasn't cutting it anymore and decided to leave his effeminate ass behind to scout some more promising opportunities in the hot, butt-naked sex arena. According to the former couple, the split was amicable and mutual and everyone still loves each other. Yeah, whatever. They always say that, but if you love each other so much, why are you splitting? Not that any of that matters, as I'm sure the both of them will be neck deep in enough penis and vagina to soothe their woes. Actually, they probably already are as they've been unofficially separated for some time now.
This is surely the issue with beautiful people who marry. When you're someone who can literally walk into a place and know that the entire occupancy would gladly ride you like a show pony, how does one justify limiting themselves to one person? That shit just has to mess with you after awhile, especially if you're a guy. If you've got armies of fine young things begging for your cock (which, let's face it, is every guy's dream), it's just not natural to turn that down so you can restrict yourself to that other person you call wife who is probably much less in demand of your cock by that point. This also proves the old adage that no matter how beautiful a girl is, there's a guy who's tired of her shit.
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